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What's better than this? Just guys bein dudes [NSFWπŸ”ž] Cat dad // Brightonian // Lover of books, video games, movies, and politics (sorry, insufferable I know)
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Now that you've caught me like this, you may as well get on your knees and help me out 😏 Happy #fcf gents!

I need chao gardens to return to sonic, but like on a grander scale i want full pet simulator

in light of everything i'm thinking about becoming a wine mom

Mood

i both envy and lust after men who leak easily

As a break from the usual - hornier - programming, pls accept the below as proof that I can actually sort of cook

i will always want to see your bulge. no matter what.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I take selfies on company time (spot my lil friend in the background πŸ‘€)

Almost at the end of another day toiling in the digital fields of late capitalism - how are we feeling fellow peasants? I need new glasses, a hard massage, and some head wouldn't go amiss either tbh

Also I rlly can't recommend walking through forests enough, been doing lots of it today and I feel like I've been microdosing mandy

Most of the time I have no doubt my cat at least tolerates me, but some days she does incredibly specific things - repeatedly - that piss me off on another level 😀 starting to feel like she's been stress testing ideas to torment me, and that I am in fact in the bad place

Everytime I log onto Bluesky:

Just got back in from a 20km hike and somehow, instead of crashing out, I'm just straight up horny and leaking precum. Looks like dinner might have to wait a bit πŸ˜…

Setting off for a hike rn (and still trying not to cum 😀) so here's an oldie for #sundaycumday - taken just after two lovely guys left my flat following Pride last yr 😁

You can be super sexual and still be wholesome πŸ“’

Kicking off the weekend with some morning love from this disgustingly adorable "apex predator" that I've named Maple. She'd be hopeless in the wild πŸ˜…

It's science. 🐽

Something we can all relate to…

#NoContextValentines

Good morning to this man, and this man only #bbcqt

Daddy Senshi wants you to eat well and be happy this Valentine's Day

Happy #fcf fellas, I'm on day three of trying not to cum and I'm almost constantly hard, pls send help 😭