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this is where i put the jokes i would tell my friends if i had any who thought they were funny (they're not) Transfem she/it/they pfp: @/cozyyote.bsky.social
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i think everyone should keep a didgeridoo in their bathroom for when they get bored

can someone go turn off kanye's caps lock

They're irresistible

got my vaccination done yesterday. this was not the kind of soreness i wanted to be on valentine's

The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.

This

In Mexico the right-wing governments refused to increase the minimum wage for 30 years, claiming inflation/job losses effect. In 6 years the Morena governments have triple the minimum wage,inflation has fallen,employment is at record levels and millions of families have been lifted out of poverty.

It's not complicated. They're just trying to stop women from being able to vote.

my mom has a theory. the wonder bread guy is a marketing agent from wonder bread who want's to save on marketing costs

the turkey sandwich community is dying, repost if you love to motorboat twink ass

fuck the superbowl, i just wanna bite twinks

football...... foot...... ball...................,.,..... feet.............. nrghhh mrrfh.........

i cant believe i watched the halftime show instead of the puppy bowl 😔

when you were a kid, you cried in the store for TOYS. when i was a kid, i cried in the store for FISHING GEAR‼️‼️‼️🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣 . we are not the same..............

puppy play bdsm furs be into two different kinds of ruff huh

my mom saw the costco human sized dog bed and thought of me, chat am i cooked?

him when i give teeth

if being a furry means i should be treated like a dog, when do i get to lick my balls in public?

why do we say "bussy" instead of "vaguyna"

the vore yiff scene is a dog eat dog world

playing minecraft with tits out

trans people: im trans society: ok insufferable people: ive actually never been to the hospital once in my life

ratio + don't care + didn't ask + join starclan + stand on the thunder path + you're a kittypet

the only "jug" i wanna "chug" is meowskulls's jugs

up in freak high, learnin about erectangles

why would anybody finger this butter

Floridas gonna find a way to blame the hurricane on trans people i just know it

glide typing is the phone equivalent of cursive

liberals in washington are trying to rename "king county" to "kink county", and they're trying to replace the fentanyl needles on the side walks of seattle with estrogen needles. this is Bi-dens america besties‼️

what if instead of smoke alarms beeping when you need to put new batteries in, they made cicadas sounds and it doesn't stop until you put new batteries in

people who lie about having autism should be put in jail for stolen valor

bottom surgery on a consenting adult is mutilation, but circumcisions on an infant is required, yeah okay buddy

miner spelling mistake

I like to sell things on the steam market place for lower than they're worth, just to fuck with people

I'm tempted to learn russian just so that I can yell in counter strike lobbies too

hawk tuah is 2024 yodeling kid

oh yeah? you're with him now? well can he spell thesaurus? thought so

nice observation liberal, where'd you learn to do that? liberal arts seeing school?

I think wowolf should be the word for a female werewolf