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TypeScript slinger. On the very edge of Auckland & on the spectrum. He/him.
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NIH recently found 1 in 22 ppl who’d had Covid developed ME/CFS. The “mild” form of that disease, as @julialmv.bsky.social’s graph shows, means losing capacity to do 50% of your daily activities. What would you give up? Friends? Time w/your kids? Could you cut work hours in half w/o losing yr job?

main character in this book about I think maybe like space aliens invading or whatever has had opportunity to Bless Your Heart two folks, and I'm into it. bless their hearts lady

NO KING ANY TIME RESIDENT KING ONLY NO KING EXCEPT BUSES NO LONG-TERM KING TWO HOUR KING ONLY EXCEPT SUNDAY

BMO flying the flag

"The library is open, officially." — Medulla Oblangata

Reading Howl's Moving Castle & is one of those where going movie to book isn't necessary, it has charm to spare without it, and yet it elevates the book to have the movie's palette to hand

Need a music rec tuning action that's "100% the vibe but this particular one? no. no. you have played it enough."

I hate how DOGE is tearing apart the social safety net while the government is still out there solving bitcoin heists.

team plonk Wordle 1,342 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Started a copyedit this morning: "There had been so many times where everything could go wrong, where their world could end, where the one painful pitiful spark of hope would die, but those other moments had all gone by so fast they were hard to recall clearly. This one seemed to hang in the air..."

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

Strip clubs, topless bars, Hooters etc have an opportunity to do something really funny and insist on making their workforce 50% male in order to comply with anti-DEI mandates. Those ladies are taking jobs away from red-blooded American men who need the work

I want to watch MO but I can only cope with 2/5 screamcat emojis right now, and it has the feel of something that will go to 4/5 screamcats

I need a CoP before I can enrol in CRIM204 | Critical Studies in Policing (a CoP is a Certificate of Proficiency)

Chris Hayes podcast about memecoins is hilarious because he is struggling with the irrationality of it while the interviewee is "no man, you're 100% describing it correctly"

Geralt from #TheWitcher is the patron saint of freelancers because he has to constantly deal with people trying to weasel out of paying him while ingesting special potions for energy and frequently not wearing pants.

There has to be a low sensory pub somewhere out there, because oofda we don't need this ruckus

I have somehow got all of the invertebrate herding skills I can think of. Oh, no, never farmed crickets or cockroaches

Never change, Timothy Werner. Never change.

The gist of our situation

the open "nz was terra nullius :) :) it's just easier if we can start the books from now :) :) we'd love property rights to be absolved of all that history shit :) :)" posture from Seymour is pretty wild

The value engineered school lunches are an extraordinary visual symbol of what privatisation is. Fyre Festival every day for hundreds of thousands of kids.

I feel like the writers got us with teasing that this season was going to be about an addled clown who loves crimes destroying America, but then revealing there's two of them. It was right there in the PRESIDENT 47: HIITLERS title I guess.

Apropos of nothing, but the phrase 'failure is not an option' strongly implies it's compulsory. i.e the only situation where it is not optional is when it's the guaranteed result.

Best explanation for regulation and its importance #nzpol

In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.

‘Magna Carta’ is the plural form of ‘Magnum Cartum’, the Latin for ‘ice-cream van’. The Vatican required the Latin name to be used and the vans to be heralded by monastic plainsong. Henry VIII famously broke from Rome so that the vans would be able to play Greensleeves instead.

I've watched this video maybe 20 times in the last day

Changing names to reflect your identity is ok now. got it.

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

Can’t argue with facts 🤣

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