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rowanchainsaw.bsky.social
she/her. Childhood Cancer Survivor. Queer. Wife. Husband. Domestic Engineer. Homesteader. Proud Aunty. Grandma in my 30’s. Absurdist. Dogmom. Polyam.
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I’m just installing a new ceiling fan in my bedroom…..why does it need programming?!? (i know why, i just hate it).

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I can post dog pics too, these are my bitches in sweaters :)

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We got a cat! I can post cat pictures now! I’ve never had a cat of my own. A friend needed to rehome her because she wanted to be outdoors in suburbia, and that just wasn’t working. She’s a really great mouse-catcher too :)

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My girls? Spice!

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Gonna go dig a whole in my mountain and crawl into it, anyone wanna join?

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Not getting on a plane anytime soon now….

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I’m sick, again. Bodies are rude, the end.

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I just want to crawl into a hole in the mountain and sleep for 1000 years…..

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I LOVE IT WHEN I’M SICK AND CAN’T SLEEP EVEN THOUGH I’M EXHAUSTED AND SLEEPY BUT MY SKIN REFUSES TO REGULATE TEMPERATURE OR MY KNEE DECIDES TO SING THE PAIN SONG OF ITS PEOPLE…… #NEISVoid #SARCASM….

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Thought I woke up feeling better. The fact that I’m clammy and sweating while sitting tells me different. Bodies are ridiculous and rude!!!!! 😭

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Having a viral infection while already being chronically ill is so fucking rude. My wives and I like to sing the opening line of this song to each other. “I’m so sorry that you have to have a body.” m.youtube.com/watch?v=1601...

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And now i’ve caught some kind if stomach bug, despite masking everywhere, and I’d really like to not exist anymore. Every fiber and tendon and tissue fascia is on fire when I have a virus, and it’s hell.

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SERIOUSLY THOUGH, that’s what all this ridiculous shitshow boils down to…… I’m so tired…..

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I’ve purchased and used many of Abi’s magnificent products! They’re fantastic design and she doesn’t skimp on quality!!! 100000% recommend!!!

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Yup….

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Misophonia has my face as an exact match of Steve Martin’s expression when he couldn’t sleep in “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles”…….I just want to sleep…

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Of course, when I need to go to bed earlier because I need to get up earlier the next day, I can’t sleep. At all. This is bull shit….

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Ahhhhhhhh i want ittttt

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Our fur children are in sweaters, and not amused. But they’re cold, so, get over it, bitches…

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Sentences you’d never think you’d hear. “My Dad is going to love these cumbrellas!!” -stepdaughter 🤦🏻‍♀️

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This article has some of the best sentences ever constructed in the english language. Thank you so much for “ocular diarrhea” and “werewolf gonorrhea” as phrases 🤣🤣🙄

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My 5 year old now prefers the edges of the Uncrustables cut off before she eats it….. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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I WOULD REALLY LIKE MY STRENGTH OF CHARACTER TO STOP BEING TESTED….

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Merry Xmas, my dumbass sperm donor wants to mix his new Bipolar medicine with THC because he said “I’ve already had psychosis, and it was fine.” I cannot facepalm hard enough. Hopefully tonight doesn’t end up with a 911 call 🙄

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With ADHD, you too can experience the sudden remembrance of when they brought a Holocaust Survivor to my middle school, and I asked her the question “who was your best friend?” at the freaking concentration camp, and feel that facepalm so hard even at 37.

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