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she/her. Childhood Cancer Survivor. Queer. Wife. Husband. Domestic Engineer. Homesteader. Proud Aunty. Grandma in my 30’s. Absurdist. Dogmom. Polyam.
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Beautifully realistic :)
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Good for you, Abi :) It is REALLY hard to ask for help when you’re used to going it alone. 💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️
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Why would people do that?!? The Swedish Valhund already exists….
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I want to call the elephant Petty Crocker, and I’d name her that, but also she was not being petty. That woman got her child killed. It was karma all the way.
I’m super proud and impressed by her though :)
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Sounds like a threat 👀
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I’m so sorry for your brain 💜❤️
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No, Hardware Store, I DON’T WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY EXPERIENCE when I bought a box of screws 10 minutes ago!!!
They’re fucking absurd!
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We’re all here cheering the space rock on 🤣😭
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I’m super glad you’re still here 💜❤️💜❤️
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It’s like, I did a health, wtf body
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🤦🏻♀️
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My favorite game is “can i finish this task before they kick in?” and yeah, showers get spiritual :)
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Those are beautiful because they are full of books. It’s only messy if books are being disrespected like put away inside out or half sideways on the shelf.
Color coding would make it more aesthetically pleasing, but it’s still beautiful just because of the books.
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It feels so stupid!!! How are we bad at something SO integral!!!???
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Every time someone tells me “he can’t do that!” I can only reply “fascism don’t care about the law!”….🤦🏻♀️
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No ironing unless I need to sew a patch on something, then it helps with the adhesive.
For clothes to look nice? I just don’t buy or wear stuff that I have to worry about wrinkles.
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Her other Mama is a marine, so that works!
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You share the best things, Kai 🤣
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After my amputation as a kid, my therapist told me I should tell everyone that a dinosaur bit my fingers off 🤣 . Had kids coming up to me years later asking if a dog did it.
Now i do magic tricks for drunk people. “Wanna see me make my fingers disappear?!?”.
I gotta have fun with it
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Oh good, at least something important was passed…….🤦🏻♀️
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As a fat kid my whole life, being praised for weight loss due to illness and depression? Yeah….not a nice feeling. Like, yes, I’m smaller, but my eyes are also SO FUCKING HAUNTED….why is that not more concerning/noticeable?!?
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I’m still flabbergasted at the amount of people who can’t just, go about their lives…..it was so important that they go flame you for an impersonal blocking? I’m sorry they exist, Abi.
You and your store are awesome!
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All of them, except Stranger Than Fiction, funnily enough. He actually acted in that one