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just a t-girl trying to exist in this hellscape she/they 🙌🏻
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Covid ruined people’s brains I stg if one more of my customers acts like they don’t know how to use our app I’m gonna rip my eyeballs out

She speaks truth.

GIRL I got a warning strike on TikTok for literally defending Beyoncé against a Billie fan. For context I am literally a top listener of Billie but cmon talk Beyoncé ate and deserved that AOTY 🙂‍↕️

Y’all Christians really wanna be martyrs and discriminated against so bad huh? 🤨 Otherwise y’all wouldn’t be infiltrating the government and making all the dumb ass laws. Fuck y’all. Karmas gettin your asses 🖕🏻

I fear I may be addicted to watching Chappell Roan’s performance of Pink Pony Club at the Grammys 😭

I have an unhealthy obsession with watching Jasmine Crockett talk about the law and reading other congress people down.

This gives me chills honestly…but in a good way. It’s beautiful to see so many openly and proudly stand against fascism.

STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT

SHARE WIDELY. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights. You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one. (1/3)

How long are they going to stand around and listen to music? 🫠

Can we skip to the part where they all flee and pew pew themselves in private bunkers to avoid their war crimes please?

How is everyone doing without TikTok? 🤣

Oh it’s gone now damn 😭 idk this all seems strange.

Umm…something weird is going on. The last night of TikTok and I start getting Instagram ads? 😳

Yo they really fuck with Luigi on Rednote 😂 I’m kinda living for it

Why can’t I see some of my followers when I get a notification they followed me? 😣

I…liked some of the stuff I saw in the more mom-like sections at Kohls today. I almost bought a sweater the same brand as my mom 😭 is this…womanhood?

….i can’t fit into the pants I bought last summer 😒 HOWEVER my ass and tits look AMAZING

I’ve seen people on TIktok say we should all go back to Tumblr? You mean the homeland? Like? I had no idea they were popping off over there still.

Platformer [Jan 10] - FB/Meta clarifies guidelines for allowable trans posts: "Trans people aren't real. They're mentally ill." "Trans people are freaks." "'Transgender' people are not a real thing." "A trans woman...is a pathetic confused man." "A trans person isn't a he or she, it's an it."

If anyone wonders why I haven’t posted much until today, the holidays were chaos plus I started working out with truly has drained my brain of thoughts 😂

I am sooo excited because of something pretty near I was chosen to beta test 🥰

My boyfriend is gassy 💀 the end

I think girlie is having an identify crisis because I thought he didn’t care about bigoted speech on his platform 💀

Most entertaining crashout ever 🙂‍↕️

Okay so some of the youngest few of Gen Z are just as technologically illiterate as the Boomers just so we’re all aware 💀

📍Dublin, Ireland

The worst thing about Lemon8 is there’s no dark mode as far as I can find

Some of the people I work with I the most basic dry boring ass people to talk to and I cannot deal with it 😒 give me back my old co-workers who talked true crime with me please

Male customers piss me off so bad. They are always trying to mansplain everything to me. Honey I work here…you don’t. Just because some rando in customer care told you that you get a free 16 pro max does not make it true girlie pop 😒

Fuck you to the DNC. Your pathetic failures and neo-liberalism has walked us directly into a Christi-nationalist fascist society. Y’all STILL refuse to step your old crusty dusty musty asses aside to let the younger people take control. History will laugh at you and mock you.

I just got jalapeño is my eye…definitely thought I was gonna be blind it hurt so bad 🙌🏻