rstevies.bsky.social
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Uncle, brother, partner. Just some guy.
On 5/16/25 I made an unbreakable promise:
No more bullshit!
Clean & Sober.
Last use dates:
Alcohol: 2/28/25
Fent: 3/12/25
5,776 posts
702 followers
753 following
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Makes up for her taste in men 😂
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If I had any drawing skills! 😂😂
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She got both of us here I think 😂
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Conversation moved on and she just randomly piped up with that outta nowhere. 😂😂
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Omfg... flap slap... 😂😂
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I'm sure they're not too big on dicks slapping faces either to be honest. 😂😂
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My mom's lady friend just said the lesbian version might be called a clam slam 😂😂
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😂😂 he's at least two of those at any given point.
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You can handle it. 😘
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This lady is giving Matthew a run for his money and I'm here for every minute of it!
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Probably not 🤣
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Ha! Is it? I'll have to look them up.
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Banan-o-rama!
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A tippy tap.
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Protecting my ass as best I could. 😆
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Different kind of bible thump.
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Oh man! Top or bottom? Imagining top.
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It's long, but was interesting!
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Hey at least it wasn't a glass top that could've broken!
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😂😂
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There was an ex Mormon missionary woman who did a full analysis of that movie and how accurate it was to how she and her partner would've fallen into the same traps.
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I can neither confirm nor deny 😂😂. No one was hurt and the house didn't burn down, but it was a little toasty.
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Was so good!
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I probably should have thought to do something like that instead myself! 😂
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Ah I thought it was a clever take on the whole demon thing being a disaster. Hmmm...
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Children of the Corn? 😂
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Yikes. This is a new level of stupid. Did she think people wouldn't notice? Or was she banking on JKR being so hated (rightfully so, but still..) that people wouldn't say anything if they did? Like what?
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Lord of the Flies?
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Just don't accidentally turn the stove on!
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Getting knighted by the Queen's sword!
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I might be a copperhead...
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A dong gong!
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I don't mind them, they eat other critters.
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😂😂 a pickle flick
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They'll hurt a bunch, but not terribly dangerous. Best to stay away, of course! Guest in their land!
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Copperheads maybe.
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I don't think we have any venemous ones near us actually... I'll have to check now 'cause I'm curious.
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A salami slammer
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😂😂 a tally whack?
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Only one snake within reach there. 😂😂
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A stiffy whippy!
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But maybe heard it somewhere and forgot, I dunno 😂😂
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I thunked it up all myself! 🦚
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She's alright. Been through some shit! Remake wasn't bad, but can't beat the OG.
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😂😂
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Quality taste!
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😂😂😂 thank God he did not. Also my tired brain read Harvey Weinstein and I was very confused for about ten seconds.
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The original or the Lindsay Lohan remake? 😂