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A little reminder that in the UK the word trump is a verb and it means to fart.

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This is the only flag I’m flying today. For Janey. #Trumpisacunt Let’s make it trend.

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i present to you, “tiny dog in the snow”, starting augustus ephraim canine, esquire

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This came up in my FB memories. Seemed apt to share again today...

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We all need a bit of extra Elmo today. youtu.be/FeU1n4qS49c?...

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What would happen if His Majesty’s Government stopped paying rent to His Majesty? Would His Majesty take His Majesty’s Government to court over the debt?

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Please help & RT. Has anyone seen this very confused lady wandering around Washington at all? She answers to the name 'Liz' & her carers are very, very worried about her. She was last seen shouting at cars. Please don't mention crashing the economy or lettuces as this tends to upset her. Thank you 👍

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we're thrilled to share that we've started the year with a new addition to our team! he's extremely smart, capable, charming, persuasive, and boasts a wealth of museum experience

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Concerned I am going to become a local councillor when I'm older. I am that person who photos and reports graffiti and potholes. Also I have obtained a new tree and brand new children's play park for my road. Excitement in your mid-30s is different to mid-20s.

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One Christmas I had tons of empty boxes to get rid of so I put a £5 voucher I had bought my office secret Santa - who I hated - in an envelope in a box within a box within a box. 15 boxes in total. Apparently he was fucking livid by the time he'd unwrapped it all.

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Traitors producer: You’ve definitely sorted out a challenge to get everyone arguing. Traitors storyliner: Arguing? But your email said you wanted everyone rowing. #traitors #thetraitors #traitorsuk

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Read to the end👇. So much of what is wrong in our justice system summed up in one harrowing thread. Many thanks to those like @crimegirl.co.uk who continue to bring these daily injustices to light.

submitted 64 days ago • 7 comments

As a surprise for the Mrs I bought a Clone a Willy kit. Could not keep myself hard in the cold moulding agent and it looked liked a vibrating turd by the time it was finished. She got books for Christmas instead.

submitted 66 days ago • 12 comments

Wife was determined to have an unusual name for our newborn, I suggested Ulla and she loved it, so that's her name. Not because of any Scandinavian links, but because I bloody love the War of the Worlds LP and I can't wait to sing it out like a Martian every time I call for her.

submitted 68 days ago • 21 comments

An explanation, for tonight

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my kid's tiktok kept prompting her to upload a selfie so they could turn it into an avatar so she sent in a photo of luigi and they gave her this

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Happy Winter Solstice! These photos were taken with a pinhole camera I made from a beer can and left out from Summer to Winter Solstice - a 6 month exposure. Bottom line = Winter Solstice. Top line = Summer Solstice. The lines are the Sun moving across the sky w/some reflections. No line = clouds

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Nigel. He only visits once a year.

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Three cut price cheesecakes in the supermarket last week. I love cheesecake. Popped them in the freezer and take a slice out each night, to defrost in the fridge. I've been having black coffee and cheese cake for breakfast every day since. Glorious! This must be how Oprah lives.

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Broke my wife's favourite mug which was a souvenir from a visit to Disneyland. Instead of telling her I took a day off at work, took the train to Paris and bought a new one.

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Delighted to see that #WhatsOnTV has kept its Christmas tradition alive - although this is the first time it has opted for a human/dog pairing. #ChristmasTV

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We don't have an elf on the shelf but we do have a

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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”

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Really interesting piece here - I can’t find the author here but they’re @ wordspinster over on Twitter. debuk.wordpress.com/2024/12/06/w...

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My husband is very proud of his mancave but hates it when I refer to it as his boyzone.

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Caversham Court Gardens is the venue for two #Christmas events - Econet's tree sale on Saturday, and a carol singing event later this month #rdguk #caversham

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On Christmas Day I’ll be here from 8AM GMT to wish you Merry Christmas for #JoinIn on Bluesky! If you need company, feel sad, or just fancy a chat, come by. It’s all day. Keep it public (no DMs), use the # (with those capitals for read-aloud facility) so all can see you & be your lovely self Anna x

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So here it is! My #ChristmasCurveballCalender, a daily trek through the underrated, unexpected and unusual entries into the Christmas Music Canon. It's the musical advent calendar you NEVER ASKED FOR 🧵

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ANNOUNCING The Big Green Books Christmas Raffle! Tickets are just £2 each. All the money raised is going on books for three amazing schools. You can win ALL these SIGNED books + £50 to spend on books of your choice. Details HERE. www.biggreenbookshop.com/index.php Please share far & wide, ta.

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Changing the bed sheets on a Monday is my new thing. So much better than doing them on a weekend. Monday night clean sheets are the best.

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cheap advent calendar alternate tale: day 1 the quiet snow-covered field is disturbed by child labor-driven trafficking in oversized hot water bottles

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I think America would be much better off if, like the UK, they could accept that "This thing is complete bollocks" is a legitimate argument.

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