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Faerie god-nonna in training. Mutant swamp witch. Amateur geneticist. Director of POSIX-Compliant Karaoke Initiatives. Chief Data Thymus. 3 NeXTcubes in a trenchcoat? (she/her)
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female primary earners notice every time mediocre white guys try to throw us under the bus because they're terrified of Black success

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(Shania) Man! I feel like a goblin

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

I am so sick and tired of being confidently assured that our universities are Marxist indocrination centers by people who have never been to university

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

I bet in the batman universe, therapists have an especially hard job because they know that if it doesn't work their patient might pop up again as, like, a villain named the Fish Fiend with a crew of longshoreman henchmen or something

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

hey uhh is it just me or are a lot of stray dogs congregating around that logo for some reason

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

who up burninating they countryside

submitted 2 days ago • 97 comments

"When you change the definition of obscenity to meet prurient partisan interests–the amount of time that these legislators talk about genitals and sexual acts is itself deeply disturbing–you then give those same legislators the opportunity to pass more and more restrictive, paternalistic bills." 📚

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

DOGE's biggest crime by far is ruining the "fork in the road" joke from The Muppet Movie

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

submitted 2 days ago • 107 comments

the odds of me getting shot to death by a concentration camp guard who I just projectile-vomited on due to lack of access to my meds are small but not zero

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever discovered that you can superglue wounds together should have gotten some kind of prize for this discovery. The rest of us were out here just gluing our fingers together like idiots, but that hero was like "Wait, this can be used...for GOOD!"

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

what is a clarinet but a mysterious flute, really

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Weapons constantly breaking in a videogame gotta be one of the most irritating experiences to me personally.

submitted 5 days ago • 115 comments

are cockatiels and cockatoos the same thing?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Gonna go back to this which is guaranteed to not have AI in it

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

We all want the same things, Physical Safety. Financial Security. Love. Happiness. Some of us just want it for other people too.

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

tried to make a dark joke with my dad about not being able to own property in the future, and he thought I meant in a "live in the pod eat the bugs" sort of way and I'm like "buddy I think you're forgetting something"

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

NEORSD is my favorite monthly utility bill to pay and it's not even close

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I think most people are intuitively aware of this but something like the official White House account posting an “ASMR” video of shackled immigrants is not just cruel for its own sake, it’s intentional envelope-pushing to ramp up to desensitization over inhumane detention, camps, and deaths

submitted 3 days ago • 389 comments

I've found my new life's purpose, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna invent MFA for dicks

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

PRE-EMPTIVE MULTITASKING

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

It's only malaise if you experience it in France otherwise it's just sparkling existential dread

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Bad news, DOGE just shut down the EPA program to turn the frogs straight again

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

ok but we're at least gonna get the cool anti-rape device from Snow Crash along with all the other stuff, right?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments