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what happens in this area of italy? Whats the history behind it? American looking ass place

#mellohiisoverparty ill never recover from what he said, he called me a middle aged woman.......

male orgasms,,,, the best sound on the planet,,, after radiohead of course :)

Guys i just found this pipe, cant wait to smoke it! Hope its not actually just an illustration of a pipe

How come with reptiles and amphibians we make terrariums that match what their habitat looks like, but for hamsters and guinea pigs we just give them plastic everything and a straw floor

I love omelets. Cooking time: like 45 seconds. Ingredients: egg. And you can add almost anything to that bitch. Cheese? Sure. Turkey slices? Go right ahead. 11/10 human invention

Yknow, if theres so many websites where you can find all the information about unknown numbers that call you, why cant the phone app just have that built in?? Like: "Incoming call from (number). Number belongs to this operator. According to reviews from this website, its probably a scammer"

Bad Religion is a good band. Any band that is in Crazy Taxi is a good band in my books

pre-christian norwegians actually had free wifi everywhere all the time. it was taken away by the pope when he forced them to have genders

Why do some businesses make you record a video when sending an application??? Im awkward on video. I swear im not awkward in person.

Its so cool how there are just shiny pigeons

MLK if he was armenian

I had a dream last night that armenias borders on google maps were changed to include artsakh and nakhchivan

my bluetooth earbuds keep opening the music app on my macbook and playing all my downloaded sound effects so i would always get jumpscared by "work at a pizza place ahhh" sound followed by that one high pitched laughing sound when it would randomly connect to my earbuds.

🤘Ohne Zähne putzen ins Bett 🤘

Sex gifs

His peanuts finally went sour...

Americans: merry christmas! Swedish:

Enrichment time! We like to offer fun visual stimulus like these sticky toys, as well as RC cars, window clings, and streamers.

Im mainly listening to music through my ps2 now

Ich: Warum habe ich Nackenschmerzen? Auch ich:

Ungrateful creature. I build this entire playground for him yet he only ever sits on his skull

Non swedes probably think its the swedishest thing ever that this is an actual bus stop in stockholm

Toad very excited (with his legs showing)

Whats shakin bacon

Im curious. Europeans, did you grow up thinking that "Walmart" is the broad english term for grocery store? Cause i did. Just watched a lot of english youtube where walmart would be mentioned in relation to grocert stores and made that connection.

Love going to the thrift store when its stocked up with insane finds but i cant afford a single thing 🥲

how i be looking at your McDonald's fries after i finished my entire meal in under a minute

cargo pants? umm no... car go vroom vroom and beep beep... are you feeling alright..?

I'm so stupid bruh this image is not that funny

I find the shape of this tea bag to be very pleasant.