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rubywithah.bsky.social
Feeling Blue in a Red State. Works outdoors. Listens to the best music. You'll find me on the porch, or under my tree. Grab a chair, a cocktail or some kush.
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Sing to me red bird, tell me your melody

BREAKING: Dems have FLIPPED the Omaha mayoral race. John Ewing Jr has beaten the GOP incumbent!!

You're just a flightless bird! I hear as a plummet to my death from the tallahatchie bridge

IT'S OVER, WE WON, FUCK YOU PHONY STARK

Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.

I want to keep sex toys all around the house in completely open areas, so if I ever die unexpectedly, people will wonder if I was some kind of sex maniac or pervert.

Another hour of my life lost ...... Son of a Father time!

I seen a commercial, and actually wondered .. if I'll live long enough to pee my pants again.

Somebody look at the moon.

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Suck my nuts, buttercup.

youtu.be/cWkXmx-0phc?...

@therealhoarse.bsky.social Hey Hoarse, you took a photo shoot or went to a concert of a lovely lady a few years ago. Her album cover was her half covered in a sheet. Do you remember her name? I need to hear her music again, and can't remember her name.

Elect a clown, expect a circus. Elect a criminal, expect crimes.

It was the worst of times, it was the fucking worst of times. Just really shit times.

Smooth ... pandora.app.link/CQGRGoAsaQb

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Pay attention, we may need to do this.

It's the "olive" rule. Take 1 olive out of the jar, no one notices.