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Phantogram tells me the world is not around because of me ๐Ÿ’š๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ‘โญ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅชโ‰๏ธ
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File this under: Dumbfuckery you canโ€™t make up. The country is in disarray, people are afraid for their futures and our allies are distancing themselves from us while this orange dipshit spends his time golfing & planning a $92 *MILLION DOLLAR* military parade to celebrate his birthday.

MAGA Republicans are fast-tracking the SAVE Act, requiring a passport or birth certificate with a DL or State ID to register. Names on documents must match exactly. It will block millions of married women who changed their namesโ€”and marriage certificates wonโ€™t count. #HandsOffHerVote

I say this every time de-extinction comes up: it makes no sense to devote science to bringing back extinct animals when we canโ€™t be bothered to keep extant ones alive in the first place.

I want to point this out because it's easy to miss this detail: SCOTUS's ruling on the Alien Enemies Act is so horrifically bad that ๐—”๐—บ๐˜† ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜† ๐—•๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ท๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ฟ ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜.

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Introvert life hack: Start every phone call with โ€œmy battery is almost dead,โ€ that way you can hang up on them at anytime.

Every time I read about banning books, I think of this: Reading a book with a gay character will not make you gay any more than reading a book about Einstein will make you a genius. If you're afraid that books might change someone's thinking, you're not afraid of books โ€” you're afraid of thinking.

๐Ÿšจ We need to talk about DOGE & the IRS This article covers actions that could be more damaging than the tariffs. This hackathon has the very real potential to deliver the personal and financial information of everyone to the dark web. ๐Ÿงต www.wired.com/story/doge-h...

All Iโ€™m saying is that President Harris wouldnโ€™t have us looking at the futures market on a Sunday night.

hanging out will save us all

jokes on you, I canโ€™t be killed: my perception of time will end at the exact moment I lose consciousness, therefore I will technically live forever

ICYMI: From March 23rd, protestors from both sides of the US and Canada border held a protest against the Trump regime. This is what the US oligarch media isn't showing you. The protests grow bigger every month. #3E #Handsoff #FiftyFiftyOne

Just in case...anyone, anyone...you needed a reminder...anyone, anyone...that Ben Stein...anyone, anyone...was not only a actor, but a great economic professor. Tarriffs are BAD economics.

If the question is "how is this allowed?" or "how is this legal?" the answer will always be found by remembering laws aren't self executing and someone has to enforce them. Laws aren't magic, and laws by themselves prevent nothing. If a law is not enforced, it's just words on paper.

Peta urges Gailโ€™s Bakery to drop extra charge for plant milk

Does everyone fuck quietly or is it just me and my neighbors?

Thanks to @slate.com for allowing me to tell the story of radical lawyer Carol Weiss King and how her victory in Bridges v. Wixon protects the due process and free speech rights of noncitizens such as Mahmoud Khalil and Rumeysa Ozturk. slate.com/news-and-pol...

I genuinely have no idea what I'm doing but at least I can admit that. I'm not running a country and don't have/want kids. Does that make a bad person?

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

RIP to your 401k but at least we're finally talking about the real issues facing ordinary Americans

oh hai kitty apnews.com/article/bode...

#TIL gorgonzola was created by Lucky Pierrรฉ

Okay but fr this needs way more likes goo.gl/maps/EBXnzHv...

In case it wasn't painfully clear to the vast majority of Americans yet, the goal is to turn the majority of America into serfs and slaves by criminalizing everything and making everything unaffordable.

Just a reminder that Grubhub is a Bezos/Amazon joint. Delete your Grubhub app and leave them behind. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’™

And we were too young and dumb to know the truth

Finally someone to stand up for what they believe in

April 5: We stand in defense of immigrants seeking a better life. We raise our voices for the disabled who depend on SSI. We fight for the right to love, to live, to succeed. Love will always triumph over hate.

When you need coworkers who you don't sleep with but can vibe tf out with

#spoileralert #art #sketch

If I stopped reading right here, I would get the point but I would miss the shocking twist ending

but fr this slaps tho bet gpt can't write poetry this good

Just got spooked by a laundry machine need to protect my sources

Why haven't you bought ad space and say this two weeks ago dick Not everyone graduated from Mt Lebanon with the same education I'll go to Costco only if the greeters tell me they love ne

I didn't take my breaks today but j will tomorrow

I wish someone told me they loved me lately Too bad Costco closed 9 minutes ago ๐Ÿ˜ข

Ain't no one match these numbers bro

Anyone know any good artists in Denver Metro that can tattoo this on me spine ? I'm looking for real ๐Ÿ’š #artista only

#art is trending in several countries perhaps j should give it a try

Wait what lemme catch up I've been sleepin

Dear CDC friends. Today was the most foolish of April Fool's days. We have not just lost jobs. With entire teams and offices being cut, we have lost vast amounts of institutional knowledge. Take the time you need to grieve. Then join your fired colleagues in the fight. www.firedbutfighting.com

Do you ever have the urge to just spectacularly disappoint yourself in private but then end up doing it irl too

Ok but fr, I never noticed the ice in the bg

Also I need help checking my telephone for taps