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Runnings is a place where you can buy a bunch of stuff you don’t need, but nothing you do need. We never restock anything. If you bought the last of something in 2009, it will still be out of stock today. None of our employees know anything bout anything
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Why are they trying to make streaming like old TV? Just release all the episodes at once, dude. We know you already made them.

This week, we sent out bonuses for sales goals completed in 2024. They were taxed 38.25%. Hope Elon enjoys that money. We know he needs it more than our employees do.

Elon must have gotten ahold of our email address because suddenly our inbox is just full of junk.

Some Canadians came in today for some reason. They were buying stuff and talking about taking it across the border. They should be boycotting us. As these those weird “MAGA Canadians” I’ve heard about?

Wait, are tariffs going to affect the price of Nickelback?

3 things that you can see at Runnings this weekend: Douchey pickups with horse trailers and literal semi trucks taking up most of the lot parking A store full of smelly hicks kicking horseshit off their boots all over the store 2 registers open with lines back to the pet department

We’ve left the same lawn mowers outside for multiple years in a row; so if you wait a couple more months til mowing season, you can pay a premium and get a rusted out deck and blades and a torn, sun damaged seat.

Runnings has coffee! Come get it while you can afford it!

Great news! We no longer are locking up the Mag Slides for the Yeti tumblers! Come and once again be amazed and confused by the power of magnetics!

We are tied with Menards for followers! Suck it, Menards. We are coming for ya!

Just the marshmallows from the Lucky Charms. So our patrons can rot out what few teeth they have left.

Those winter gloves you got here last year that you love? Sorry, we don’t carry those anymore.

I’m not saying they’re the same person-I’m just saying ive never seen Will Ferrell and Pharrell Williams in the same place.

We literally have a whole section of just magnets. Rare earth magnets. Magnetic tape. All kinds magnets. Hicks love magnets 🤷🏻‍♂️