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I would love it if this happened one mogtome event #FFXIV

*spends an hour in Eureka Anemos* This place sucks.

I feel like you can severely reduce the runtime of a lot of retrospectives by cutting out the plot summary and finding out that the creator doesn't really expand on their feelings of the game at all.

The wedding that t'sumo had ended up with both participants threatening the moogle celebrant with violence.

in a year's time, all of this won't matter. In the moment though? Yeah it's all gouda. #MonsterHunter

One of these days I should do creative shit again.

Wilds' endgame definitely feels like 4U nostalgia

Hunters who join two seconds before the monster dies in monster hunter:

damn it, I forgot to install CS:S.

The design made on skills in Wilds is fuckin baffling

This came to me in a dream #MonsterHunter

u could get the hunter from mhwilds to go on hot ones just by making the guild authorize it and they have to eat every single wing

I rebalanced some of the encounter data in this rpg maker tutorial assignment I made and I gave myself chuckles from altering the stone spell from "(actor name) casts Stone!" to "(actor name) threw a rock!"

Playing Gunlance in Monster Hunter Wilds feels like I'm playing during Season 1 Zangief hours.

I understand the appeal of RPG Maker

I saw these ones in Wilds and reflexively said "sudden leg"

Realising that I am the master of my own creative domain, I can make living skeletons exist, not be hostile but say rude words

I spent several minutes meticulously recreating my greasy little guy and then I saw the "import from beta" option.

Oh sweet, I can get to monster hunter when I get hom- *Ratatan has emailed you your backer key* FUCK

When midgardsormr disabled T'sumo's blessing of light, his tummy hurt so bad until they were switched back on

Every picture is obscured by his thumb.

T'sumo couldn't move onto the aetherical sea because he would regret that he never got to bang Alphinaud's mom.

This absolutely makes sense if you think about it really hard.

T'sumo can remember Haurchefant, Artoriel and Honoroit's names, but absolutely cannot remember Emmanellain's name and constantly calls him "the shit brother"

*swaps to sage* Me, to my partner: Hey babe? Why does every skill sound like a setup for a deez nuts joke? #FFXIV

*replaying stormblood's msq* man, Ilberd was right. Nobody, not even the writing staff, gave a shit about Ala Mhigo.

*runs up and shirks aggro onto the dps* :3c

If you see this quote with a favourite clip of your channel www.twitch.tv/runtch/clip/...

*reaches level 69 on dark knight* you know what, the storyline can be unresolved

Finished crow country. It was neat but I had a few issues with it.

Heavensward MSQ: Church sucks because they don't let you fuck dragons Post-Heavensward MSQ: State sucks because we can't stop people fucking dragons #FFXIV

If you see this, quote with a game you've played multiple times. I would be considered a massive fucking disappointment if I didn't post Resident Evil 2

The Underkeep's final boss is Mickey's Dick Smasher #FFXIV

This is like Wordle Night at Joan Jett's house

Nothing changes, 'cause it's all the same The world you get's the one you give away It all just happens again, way down the line

I feel like ff14 is trying to tell me something when I don't proc Straight Shot for an hour

the general style remains the same but one thing I did after each expac was make his hair whiter

If you press Skip Intro, Dante will jump through your window to kick your ass and rewind it.