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ruraljones.bsky.social
she/her ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธโ™€๏ธ born in the last century ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿชถ highly emojional โฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰ Hellawood addressed ๐ŸŽฌโญ HB obsessed ๐Ÿ˜ˆโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ Blitzรธ IMPressed โ™ˆ๐Ÿค˜ Stolas possessed ๐Ÿฆ‰๐Ÿ’œ
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It is impossible ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ to remain depressed ๐Ÿ˜ž, anxious ๐Ÿ˜ฐ, or angry ๐Ÿ˜ก when staring at toad Blitz. ๐Ÿธ๐ŸฆŽ๐Ÿ‘€ I have tested this scientifically ๐Ÿฅผ๐Ÿ“‹ and the results have been replicated. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ“ˆ This picture is now my emergency contact. ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ“ฒ

submitted 3 days ago โ€ข 0 comments

I set the #Valentines #grimoire ๐Ÿ“• on a table ๐Ÿซณ๐Ÿ“š and noticed that the light hit it just right ๐Ÿ’กโœจ so that the full #Mastermind quote ๐ŸŽถ is (mostly) legible in a single shot. ๐Ÿ“ธ I struggled with this before, but suddenlyโ€ฆ voilร ! ๐Ÿช„ #HelluvaBoss #Blitz #Blitzรธ #Stolas #Stolitz

submitted 5 days ago โ€ข 1 comment

I need to see this story spring to life. ๐ŸŒฑโ™ˆ๐Ÿชด bsky.app/profile/hazb...

submitted 7 days ago โ€ข 0 comments

#Valentines variant #grimoire ๐Ÿ“• with #Mastermind lyrics in Lightheart font ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿ’› and โ€œthis bind on our soulsโ€ hands ๐Ÿค from #JustLookMyWay. ๐Ÿฆ‰๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘€โ™ˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒ• Happy #ValentinesDay, Sinners! ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ˜ˆ #HelluvaBoss #Blitz #Blitzรธ #Stolas #Stolitz #YoureMyLight #YoureMyHeart

submitted 9 days ago โ€ข 3 comments

#ValentinesDay ๐Ÿ’˜ is still a #couple ๐Ÿฆ‰๐Ÿ’•โ™ˆ of days away, but Iโ€™m opening up the conversation ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ by getting a head start on my Sweethearts. ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿค #HelluvaBoss #Blitz #Blitzรธ #Stolas #Stolitz

submitted 11 days ago โ€ข 3 comments

The HB brainrot is so real ๐Ÿง ๐ŸงŸ that my first thought when I saw this silly SB ๐Ÿˆ comic was to wonder what kind of S/B ๐Ÿฆ‰โ™ˆ comics and fanfic the feeding kink ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿซฆ Stolitzcels would make of it. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ

submitted 15 days ago โ€ข 1 comment

@implydone.bsky.social joins @treblerose89.bsky.social's ever-growing Spade Brigade with a tail play tale ๐ŸฆŽ that does NOT suck (but Stolas does! ๐Ÿฆ‰๐Ÿ‘…โ™ ๏ธ).

submitted 17 days ago โ€ข 0 comments

Why build a crackling fire to tend ๐Ÿ”ฅ when you can brew this #firecracker #tea blend? ๐ŸŽ†โ˜• Kill the midwinter chill by fusing ๐Ÿงจ @princefishhook.bsky.socialโ€™s #smoky ๐Ÿ’จ Silent ร˜ Helluva Tea with Harney & Sonsโ€™ Hot #Cinnamon Spice โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ for a #swicy explosion of flavor. ๐Ÿ’ฅ #HelluvaBoss #Blitzรธ

submitted 20 days ago โ€ข 2 comments

I hasten ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ to hype ๐Ÿ™Œ this hot ๐Ÿซฆ, humorous ๐Ÿ˜‚, heartwarming โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ, and hopeful ๐Ÿ™ fic about horny ๐Ÿ˜ˆ habitants of hell ๐Ÿ”ฅ horsing around. ๐ŸŽ Read it and youโ€™ll be rewarded in spades. โ™ ๏ธ

submitted 22 days ago โ€ข 0 comments

๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ต ๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ช๐˜ตโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ง๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ต ๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ช๐˜ตโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜บ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ ๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ช๐˜ตโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ต ๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ง๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ˆ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฆ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜บ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ๐˜ด ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ง๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต ๐˜•๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ This is so beautiful and sweet. ๐ŸŽถโ™ˆ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฆ‰๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿคžโœจ๐Ÿ’–

submitted 25 days ago โ€ข 0 comments

Sometimes I start spontaneously speaking in puns. ๐Ÿ‘… I told a friend today that Iโ€™m a โ€œporn again Blitz stan.โ€ ๐Ÿซฆโ™ˆ๐ŸงŽโ€โ™€๏ธโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ Iโ€™m not proud of itโ€ฆ but Iโ€™m a little ๐Ÿค proud of it. ๐Ÿ˜Š

submitted 25 days ago โ€ข 1 comment

Some art for the ficlet :) #Blitz #Blitzo #DomesticStolitzWeek #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart

submitted 30 days ago โ€ข 2 comments

Ever since I heard about the Texas town that tried to change its official greeting from โ€œhelloโ€ ๐Ÿ‘‹ to โ€œheaven-oโ€ ๐Ÿ™, I have been โ€œhellโ€-bent. ๐Ÿ˜ˆโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ This story is hell-arious ๐Ÿคฃโ€”but not for the hell-averse! ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ฅ #Hellaverse #HelluvaBoss #hellyeah

submitted 30 days ago โ€ข 0 comments

Itโ€™s #HotSauce Day ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ, so grab the Cs (Cholula, Crystal) ๐Ÿ”ฅ and the Ts (Tabasco, Tapatรญo) โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ to raise the degrees ๐ŸŒก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ’ฆ, then give โ€™em a squeeze ๐Ÿ‘Š on the #cheese ๐Ÿง€ and eat like the Bs (Brandon, #Blitzรธ). โ™ˆ๏ธ (Itโ€™s 2:00 AM. ๐Ÿ•‘ Please forgive me. ๐Ÿ˜ž) #HelluvaBoss nationaltoday.com/national-hot...

submitted 32 days ago โ€ข 1 comment