This is in response to people literally showing up. I don't know that you could have picked a worse example. If there isn't trying there isn't suceeding. There is a lot of things in life that you won't know success or failure until after significant effort is expended. Don't shit on real effort.

Satan is a symbol of the Eternal Rebel in opposition to arbitrary authority, forever defending personal sovereignty even in the face of insurmountable odds. Satan is an icon for the unbowed will of the unsilenced inquirer – the heretic who questions sacred laws and rejects all tyrannical impositions

I argue that the concept of Satan is more than trolling. From TST's FAQ: thesatanictemple.com/pages/faq WHAT DOES SATAN MEAN TO TST? 1/2

That was me a few years back. Was still using the company provided Folgers and Mr. Coffee machine. With a little effort. I could make it palatable black. In recent years, I bring a chemex, grinder and kettle to the office.