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this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭

submitted 2 days ago • 44 comments

I can’t believe The Onion already used the title “Our Dumb Century” on the last one

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

submitted 18 days ago • 213 comments

It’s time

submitted 22 days ago • 39 comments

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself #MondayMotivation

submitted 92 days ago • 4 comments

Star Wars needs to clarify if robot racism is a thing or if that one guy in the bar in the first movie was just an asshole

submitted 94 days ago • 403 comments

[being chased by killer] ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*

submitted 107 days ago • 25 comments

My god...that's the king's sigil

submitted 111 days ago • 22 comments

This is a photograph of my great uncle, Jim Ida, in 1942. The photograph was taken by Dorothea Lange as part of her documentation of the Japanese American incarceration. He is sitting with his family’s bags, waiting to be taken to an internment camp. (Tanforan, I believe.) He was 17.

submitted 113 days ago • 159 comments

years of eating food beyond its expiration date has prepared me for an FDA under RFK Jr 😤

submitted 114 days ago • 21 comments

Same

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

The worst fictional character to entrust with the task of taking the ring to Mordor would have to be Sonic the Hedgehog

submitted 116 days ago • 26 comments

Oops I did it again: Check out the guide to election night 2024 docs.google.com/document/d/1...

submitted 119 days ago • 1 comment

People keep being like "Oh, that 5000 year old softball-sized ruby recently started glowing and emitting a haunting, melodic tone" and I'm like, okay, so what, I do shit like that all the time, who cares?

submitted 349 days ago • 1 comment

look at this absolute unit

submitted 138 days ago • 345 comments

My son asked why is there a movie called “NOOOOO” 💀💀💀

submitted 137 days ago • 165 comments

Timeline cleanse of Peruvian llamas & alpacas.

submitted 138 days ago • 6 comments

FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli. ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.

submitted 677 days ago • 76 comments

My friends tell me, that I've been such a fool. But I had to stand by and take it baby, all for lovin' you. Drown myself in sorrow as I look at what you've done. But nothing seemed to change, the bad times stayed the same, And I can't run.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

The thing where you put your hands on top of someone else’s and then they try to slap your hands before you take them away should be a bigger sport

submitted 145 days ago • 48 comments

Wait what

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

I didn’t panic at the disco. I kept my shit together like a goddamned professional!

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Software is nothing without a philosophy

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

it’s not that livejournal was all that great, it’s just that LJ was the only network that clearly worked backward from actual social patterns field-tested in, like, the molten social hell of middle school, and designed software around that

submitted 163 days ago • 15 comments