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2 coffees, 0 breakfasts

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Does your brain think these fish are different sizes? In actuality it's TRUE, because they REALLY ARE different sizes This happens thanks to an effect by the name of "sight" which lets you "look" at fish and "notice" differences in their size

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Me at 8 in the morning: my body is a temple Me at 8 in the evening: well even a temple isn't open 24/7...

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I go home, knowing that there will not be a second date, but at least now she knows what microservice architecture is

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Within me are 2 sides: (Left) Disappear for a couple months (Right) 6 new posts in 1 minute

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Panel 1: 8 hours of gaming Panel 2: 2 minutes of talking with a person

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Am I a good hostess? No. Do I want to get better? Also no. By the way, the cake is made of shit.

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lets hang out 1. i only know how to talk about work 2. i constantly whine about how fed up i am with work 3. i stink of work 4. im a hard worker

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Left side: Weak aura "What if I can't handle my work responsibilities and let my boss down" Right side: Strong aura "They sure picked the right person. It's their own fault"

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Nothing happening Shampoo in the bathroom:

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Не за что! Translating this one too: Panel 1: I do not fear anything Panel 2: But this thing Panel 3: Genitive case Panel 4: This scares me Не переживай, со временем всё станет естественным!

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Me when I made a sacastic joke, but everyone thought that I was just an idiot "If you are faster than the speed of light then you forever live in shadow"

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Panel 1: Please give me something to finish. Brain: No Panel 2: Please give me something to start. Brain: No

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my face after i ordered a book on how to decieve people but it didnt come

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извини что пропал, собираю шитпосты sorry ive not been posting, i've been collecting shitposts

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сегодня пятница тогда бухаем!

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Добро пожаловать в русскоязычную среду, вот мем специально для тебя)) "russian twitter: not enough money to live english twitter: not enough money to live spanish twitter: not enough money to live norsk twitter: not enough money to live what i studied languages to be in depression?"

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Panel 1: Teacher explains a new topic Panel 2: Teacher tells story about his/her divorce 10 years ago

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Leave a like if you dreamed to become an astronaut as a kid But instead became the one who leaves a like

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A: Hi B: Hi A: I'm looking for a veeeeeeeery playful kittygirl) if this is you say "nya" B: nya A: What's your name?) B: anton

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Me, when a robber breaks into my house and starts to search for money: "I'll search with you"

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When your name is used in the math assignment and in it you have 500 mangos

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Look this is how long Lebron James has been in the NBA

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"Why should we hire you?" (wallet) <- no money (frog) <- wants money

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(left) Weak Aura: "im smarter than it seems" (right) Strong Aura: "im stupider than you can even imagine"

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We Recommend: (cat)

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Привет друзья, i translate amusing (to me) crusty memes from russian to english (and maybe vice-versa sometimes). i also like: - video games - classic literature - being decent person if you are curious about russian language or russian internet, давай пойдемся! #promosky

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He doesnt know that I need to get up soon

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Friend: you've lost so much weight, which diet are you on? Me: Poverty

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oh god no leave me at peace i wont bother anyone social life isnt for me home is better im scared please dont i don't want to talk with them

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