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This is the unfiltered inner monologue. Shitposting is life, shitposto ergo sum. amab, agender, autistic, cat dad, stoner, Trekkie, terminally horny
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In terms of the female bald Centauri, some of those were skull caps, and others weren't; we let it be known that we wanted to support women going through chemo or other treatments who had lost their hair by casting them here, money that could also help pay for medical bills.

It's the weekend, baby

tv froze this way - seems bad

Government funding expires March 14 and there's a chance they'll need Democratic votes to prevent a shutdown so that could be a good time to demand that Musk and his teens are out of government and an impartial investigation into what they've done thus far

Just paid my taxes via X, the everything app, but it said my payment went to something called $GOVCOIN. I emailed the IRS for help but they replied with just a poop emoji

Seriously, once an hour for 9 hours is enough. Is there even anything left in there?

The worst part of all this shit is that it has completely desecrated the last purely wholesome meme

If only you were in some kind of position to do something about it, like being the Senate minority leader or something

It's the weekend, baby

ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child theonion.com/ice-age...

🎶 I took a shit today To see if I still feel

Gosh, sounds like fair use to me. It's not like OpenAI / Microsoft cared one bit about licenses or copyright when they absorbed my entire legal blog into their LLMs via Common Crawl. Why should their probabilistic LLM outputs get better copyright protection than my original human work?

Omg

Especially these next 4 years we gotta keep reminding our LGBTQIA+ peeps that they are loved and welcomed here.

And you thought there was not much to be happy about today... But turns out it's Tom Baker day! 91 and still going strong. #DoctorWho

Y'all know what feels real good? Taking a shit.

i think it's time for internet 2, where no one's allowed to make money on it

Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: ‘When you lock things up…you don’t sell as many of them’

The best part of waking up Is taking a huge dump

my man ben franklin would've loved both

MTG’s last gig as ‘Speaker of the House’ went over so well. 🥴

@mikemcmahan.bsky.social thanks for the ride