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russlar.bsky.social
This is the unfiltered inner monologue. Shitposting is life, shitposto ergo sum. amab, agender, autistic, cat dad, stoner, Trekkie, terminally horny
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Brad Marchand when he was asked for his thoughts on Gostisbehere shooting the puck at him: “Not much of a thinker.”

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Such a puzzle why young people's mental health is so bad when they've been given absolutely no hope for a better future.

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The acting head of ICE couldn't believe that I would question his agency's use of masked, unidentified agents to sweep up student immigrants during *police week*. Have I no sense of patriotism???? www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

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Ok, let me know when I can get a government issued job. Oh wait, that's socialist

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The perfect meeting mug can now be yours. eatf.art/bed

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Almost like there is an inherent level of dishonesty and criminality encouraged by the SV model.

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buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck

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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

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Current mood

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Nothing like a daily fiber regimen to help me realize just how much my ass can take #loafmaxing

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new gender neutral greeting just dropped

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Folks, there's being stoned off your ass, and then there's being "Mitch Marner signing with the Bruins" stoned off your ass www.nytimes.com/athletic/630...

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The site was so much better before all the normal people got here

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"Some officials say U.S. citizens who criticize administration policies could be charged with crimes" I always wondered how mainstream journalism would cover an impending dictatorship here. Now we know.

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"We cannot give everyone a trial," says the president of these United States.

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Master and Commander/TNG Intro this was rendering all day while I was out lol

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This is so fucked up. ICE agents in Massachusetts smashed the window of a car to grab a Guatemalan guy who was with his wife. They were waiting for their lawyer to arrive because he has a pending asylum case. Story via @wcvb5.bsky.social: www.wcvb.com/article/ice-...

submitted 39 days ago • 34 comments

This Autistic person played baseball and wrote poetry. Very badly, on both accounts, I will admit, but I continue to be the living disproof of that dude's bullshit

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What's your sign:

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Centrist shitheel continues to be centrist shitheel

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The possibility of abduction by a sovereign and imprisonment abroad is one criterion that separates democracies from dictatorships. The Declaration of Independence called the British king tyrannical for transporting Americans, “beyond Seas to be tried for pretended Offenses.”

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Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take

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Constituents to Chuck Grassley: "Are you bringing back that guy from El Salvador?" Senior Citizen: “If I get an order to pay a ticket to pay $1200 and I just say ‘no’, does that stand up? Because he just got an order from the Supreme Court and he just said ‘screw it’” “I’M PISSED!”

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There are not enough nooses for these fascist pigs. Fucking murdered my country, America is dead thanks to these maga scum. Hell is too good for these.

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"Sold to slavery"! He's right, that's what this is!

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Martin O'Malley just mentioned state attorneys general filing state kidnapping charges. Just imagine the collective cheer in this country if state troopers pulled over, arrested and cuffed a van full of masked ICE fascists.

submitted 39 days ago • 155 comments

At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

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Sorry but can't get over that they didn't exempt bananas & coffee from the tariffs. They exempted a giant list of precious metals, critical minerals, oil, etc. Would have taken 5 seconds to add mangoes and vanilla. Won't do it because they're just that moronic.

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Imagine if Social Security was privatized, like everyone's 401k. We'd have old people marching in the streets

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