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When we finally wake up and fire our SECDEF from Fox News, can we at least upgrade to a SECDEF from a premium channel like HBO?

Speaking of group chats, CIA director John Ratcliffe - in an effort to save his own skin - just told the world that every agent has Signal on their phones and laptops. Not sure it’s good Opsec to tell everyone that.

Circling back on this…

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Mahomes playing like he really was a Tuberville recruit

Eagles fans are still struggling to spell. #SuperBowl

An EEOC admin. judge sent a fiery all-department email this AM alleging: 1. Trump's exec orders & instructions to target private citizens with them are illegal. 2. the judge had sent an earlier email with a similar tone yesterday that later vanished from their sent folder & colleagues' inboxes.

It is obvious to all correct thinkers that the CFB title game should only ever be on Saturdays

Notre Dame and embarrassing themselves in a championship game. Name a better duo.

BREAKING: the roof will be closed at the CFP championship game on Monday, because they’re cowards.

Photo I just took of Mars setting behind the Moon

“Propaganda Network”

DOINK EARNS US BONUS PEACHES!

Me when they kill the Pop-Tart

REST IN PEACE CINNAMON ROLL

ICYMI: Optum said the internal AI chatbot was a "demo tool developed as a potential proof of concept." We found employees asked the bot about handling claims; some asked it to tell them a joke. When we asked the chatbot to produce a poem about denying claims, it did. techcrunch.com/2024/12/13/u...

Hey it's December 10th

Ok, time to plan for a tabletop exercise. Should I pick a cleric or a bard?

Saw a lime green Cybertruck with a QR code on its front bumper. The last thing you see before you die at a crosswalk is some sort of crypto phishing scam

WTF are you doing South Korea

Josh Allen throws the ball to Amari Cooper who laterals it back to Allen for a TD 🫡

GO VOTE!!!

FIRE JEFF LEBBY

Motherfucker prepped for this debate by watching Newsmax.

lol wut

Nintendo was like “LETS MAKE ALL THE MEMES REAL! PLAYABLE ZELDA, METROID 4, MARIO BROS RPG!”

he’s comparing himself to Jesus now

Alright let’s rank Kentucky a bit higher now

Working on Mardi Gras...

Beer commercial: *Door bell rings* -Belichick opens the door -Brady and Gronk smile with a case of beer “Oh you guys. Ugh come on in” -Brady and Gronk walk down the stairs to Belichick’s man cave “Hey Bill, who did you think was at the door?” -cut to Saban ringing the door bell “Psst! Let me in Bill

truly one of the greatest moments in sports history www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddQZ...

if bumble was around in 1963 we’d know who shot JFK www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Label the States xkcd.com/2868

Hello world and Merry Christmas