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I don't have much to offer here. Just here for jokes and finding good writing.
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Sean Astin

That TD run was incredible.

@hollyanderson.bsky.social “it snew” killed me.

Hey @nytimes.com, these are outcomes of a plate appearance. Get it right.

Poose (rhymes with juice). The act of blowing on your food to cool it down.

non-qb division.

Smael Mondon is a the platonic ideal Georgia football player name.

At this point, Billy Corgan should probably lean a little more into reverb, esp for televised performances.

Hey #booksky, my daughter is really into Marie Lu's catalog and Hunger Games style books. What other author's books should I get next?

So funny this worked against both Ohio St and Alabama. Just tell your beefy boys to be beefier than the other beefs (beeves?).

gotta stress the second syllable: bub-BWAH-ah

Love that there is a Natrone in the league again.

Matt Lafleur has strong sad puppy face when his team plays like doodie

Correction, that lost to a team that lost to ND 51 - 14.

Bama got trounced by an Oklahoma team that barely got to overtime against a team that lost to Notre Dame 51 - 14. Discourse over.

Come on down to Gunnar Stockton Ford! Dude is set for life.

A Poscast listener?

And You Will Know us by the Trail of Hitler Cöck.

Bob Horner won the NL ROY over Ozzie Smith and was still inhaling hot dogs and heaters in the Atlanta dugout in the 1980s. Progress moves at a Bengie Molina rate of speed.

I wrote my profile on the day i created an account. Didn't realize so does everyone else on here.

Bears 1st half last week is not something I thought the Rams would try to replicate against SF

@lebatardshow.bsky.social You can point out to this fella on X (not on there anymore) that he was instructed to purchase from Porchlight but his screenshot shows an Amazon purchase.

That Benintendi is the White Sox biggest ever FA signing tells you everything you need to know about the White Sox.

attention @milwaukeezack.bsky.social

Aaron Rodgers is 5-18 for 10 yards, Love has a bad INT, and Caleb doesn’t look like dog shit. Is this what winning the Super Bowl feels like?

How does @danpfeiffer.bsky.social have time to do all that podcasting AND coach the Florida Gators?

@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi I used to not care about college sports. Now I’m watching every minute of Smuckles vs Bad Billy. I hate you for doing this to me.