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If people were like dogs you could talk to them when they're sleeping and they'd just wake up and come over and smile at you

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

what in the h is this short, unwrapped rolo my wife just got out of the bag

submitted 345 days ago • 1 comment

the xylophone players on survivor reunion are enjoying it a little too much if you ask me

submitted 352 days ago • 0 comments

oral b boardroom: we need the number to go up on electric toothbrushes steve: i hear ai is big jim: ai in a toothbrush? lol boss: jim you're fired boss: *stares at steve* steve: gulp

submitted 360 days ago • 0 comments

you think you know where all your salivary glands are? think again

submitted 364 days ago • 0 comments

in survivor when the last 3 reminisce about the others and drop a paddle in the ocean for each one, sucks to be the guy who has to go back in the ocean and get them all

submitted 364 days ago • 0 comments

note: rename subway to submarine way optionally, submarine sandwich way

submitted 370 days ago • 0 comments

my brother said he wanted 3 kids and then he had 1 kid and was like I'm not having any more kids

submitted 371 days ago • 0 comments

why are girls still called babes but we're no longer calling dudes hunks??

submitted 378 days ago • 1 comment

hey all, new here and looking to make a splash. any tips

submitted 385 days ago • 0 comments