ryanfoxlee.bsky.social
Budding pediatrician, former law-guy, a cappella nerd, lover of disasters.
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Omg you’re right. If this lawsuit is successful we’ll never reach the Pregnant Minion Singularity. What will my cult say?!
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I was the mayor of so many things. Why?? I wasn’t even a millennial!
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Yeah, exactly who is being “forced” here in Dinesh’s lil fantasy?
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Sounds like a new hat name to me.
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Don’t funk-shame me.
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FFS I saw (and loved) this movie. Clearly I’m not in a great state of mind this morning.
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I do not know what (show? movie?) this is, but I am very much intrigued.
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Should try a more positive name. Like “Best Foods” or something.
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We gotta allow for solitary gifts from rich bell-end uncles?
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This implies the existence of frolicgurt, dreadgurt, and malicegurt.
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Been making homemade EpiPens for years. The trick is really quiet shoes so you can sneak right up behind the anaphylaxing kid and scream “boo!”
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(Somehow) I don’t think I have seen any of them since the first one, yet seeing the trailer makes me feel like I just need to binge the whole series and then go see the new one.
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Your Honor, surely we can acknowledge that on the way to setting the orphanage on fire I drove under the speed limit and always used my turn signal.
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Every time I see apple butter I think, why isn’t there more apple butter in my life? And then I forget to do something about it.
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All thanks to the drummer, no doubt!
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No, that’s sustain. Systane is an underground receptacle for holding water.
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Can someone explain the conical thing underneath the axe to a confused american?
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Band member: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Ben Folds: Yeah… but is Three really enough?
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“In our bed, sleepytime is protected by two separate, yet equally important buddies: the blankets, who keep us so snug, and the pillows, who lift our noggins to slumberland. These are their dreamy dreams.”
*Shhhh shhhh*
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Walking around, spreading tots like a regular Johnny Tottleseed.
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/11 But why, exactly, should I accept the alliance of a country ruled by a faction that is very happy for my children to live under fascism if it makes their children freer to kill Palestinians?
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This may look cute, but if your adult boutique is doing this, it’s actually in distress! Get it to a naughty vet right away!
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Healthy toss of cilantro after baking?
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As RuPaul says, you’re born nude, the rest is just fursuits.
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So much fun ahead of you once you do! 🙂
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“Normal X-rays are useless! How can we possibly diagnose this man?!
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Unless…”
“No, doctor! Surely you can’t mean…?”
“Dammit, it’s our only shot!
Howard, crank up the Y-ray machine.”
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This is so rude. Some of us are malignant narcissists.
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Just one errant glance from his laser eyes and it was all over.
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“Ope, sorry. Forgot the punctuation.
‘I have a new consult for you, 85M with CKD?’”
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📌
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“Can”, yes.
But the real consideration is “Should a person drown in two inches of guacamole.”
Also, yes.
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7A!
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This ain’t no A Gorge!
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Dispo: All patients discharge eventually.
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Kro-fucking-ger
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Me when I’m on call except there’s also the part where I knock the phone off of the table and swear (quietly so as not to further wake the husband) while searching for it as the ringer is still going off.
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Thank you to God of War for helping me understand this skeet.