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All my life I’ve been good at being alive.
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ChatGPT actually said "let me cook" to me and I realized AI can make zoomer slang uncool in record time.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Ever notice how when you don't pay attention to an annual event, it's just always happening? How is it the Grammys? Weren't the Grammys just last month? Next you'll be telling me it's the Super Bowl.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I am obsessed with this commercial

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

We are now living through an epidemic of people talking loudly on their phones at the gym. Haven't we been through enough?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Dear every single company other than Spotify I do not need a 2024 Wrapped from you. Thanks

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Good riddance to another terrible fucking year. My next one will be better youtu.be/AnScN4FCJXg?...

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Sign at the bar giving big "don't forget, you're here forever" vibes.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

HOW TO TELL IF OTHER PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR MUSIC FROM YOUR SPEAKERS WHEN YOU'RE OUT IN NATURE, a thread 1. They don't.

submitted 79 days ago • 135 comments

Just let the god damn leaves stay where they are

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

One thing the algorithm doesn't understand is when you searched for something for the sole purpose of making fun of it

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Loanga National Park, off the western coast of Gabon in Africa, is the only place on Earth with this rarest of sights: beach hippos

submitted 84 days ago • 16 comments

"I've always hated Drake" is like the new "I liked them before they were popular."

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments