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ryankenacts.bsky.social
Writer. Actor. Jokes. Running away from El*n.
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A Republican congressperson photo shoot

Here’s last night’s story about tipping, why it’s more complicated and fraught than you might realize, and how John is – shockingly – younger than David Beckham. We know. We didn’t believe it either, but we had our research team check *several* times and it’s somehow true. youtu.be/89R9ZxKaIOw

The New York Times Opinion Page: “Fuck, Marry, Kill: Minority Rights Edition”

Rahm Emanuel covered up the murder of a Black teen, and shuttered public clinics and schools. Cuomo covered up COVID nursing home deaths and harassed women. These men heard "now is the time of monsters" and decided to attempt a comeback. They both belong in hell.

While a lot about this current political moment is genuinely shocking, America is exactly what my Black Southern family has always said it was. It’s not exactly a comfort, but it is grounding.

Trump: I will pass an execut- Corporate America: Don’t say another word, pal! We’ll get rid of DEI. I think we actually have a couple of the old “No Coloreds” signs in the back. We’ll have those up by EOD.

I want to live the life I provide to my cats

Here’s last night’s story about the beginning of Donald Trump’s second term as well as some very upsetting statements about omelettes. You’ll see. youtu.be/cw0F8G4-dMw

One of the many things Succession got right is that in the end a foreign tech billionaire would become the real president while a homegrown fascist sits in the oval office and hands over the keys.

Excellent Code Switch episode, including reporting on Reagan's letters about declaring MLK day a holiday, saying rest assured, we are remembering the selective image of Dr. King. Special shout-out to @ryankenacts.bsky.social 's bit on how MLK is remembered - could be the trailer for her new book.

Update: The cats never jumped on the counter. One was too scared to socialize, and the other one never left my mom’s lap.

Bringing my two cats who love to jump on the counter to visit my “Can you believe people let their cats jump on the counter?” African American parents. Please keep me in your prayers.

Rest in Power Nikki Giovanni I was blessed to meet her on the writers' road Her feisty dynamism was a joy She was a poet warrior of love to fight hate She loved art in every form I gave Hip-Hop Speaks to Children to my son We both had stories in Black Panther: Tales of Wakanda Fly Nikki fly

Me practicing the civility the media is asking for

Some of your posts about the United CEO are very funny. I simply cannot interact with them in anyway. Like I’m certain law enforcement is on their way to your home, but you got a good giggle out of me. Allegedly.

This is spot on… 😬…#blerdmuse #CullmanAlabama #younotabouttotrapme #Hallmark #Hallmarktown #Christmas #Holidays #Bluesky

Audiobooks are a game changer. Your girl is a reader once again even without the promise of a personal pizza prize!

And this is why when everyone was saying Cynthia and Ariana were crying too much, I shut my ass up. I act like that 2 drinks in at the work function.

Elon took the block button? Oh now I’m never going back

I’m sorry for the late email reply. If it’s helpful, I thought about it constantly for days. “I’ll email them tomorrow,” I recited every night like a Hail Mary or evening prayer. Begging for a salvation I could not type.

"In a society where your worth is always conditional, someone must remain worthless for the system to maintain itself." Incredible essay.

I wrote an essay for Scalawag Magazine! scalawagmagazine.org/2024/05/surv...

I saw the Godzilla King Kong movie in imax 4D and no longer feel the need to pursue a formal autism diagnosis. That should count. I know my testimony. At one point I reached for a seatbelt that wasn’t there. I was certain it was illegal to shake people like that without one.

I spent a few years reporting this one out. I hope you'll watch it.

All I’m asking for is a shoe that is equal parts fashionable and orthopedic

I’m no political strategist but the words “no matter who” seems like a wild thing to put after the word “vote.” Voting is the act of choosing something that matters.

I think I’ve had about all I can take of twitter. Y’all having fun over here?

@ryankenacts.bsky.social Ryan Ken. This. Is. Everything.

The hot coffee vendor at the market said he hopes the writers get a fair deal and the strike ends because he wants Last Week Tonight to come back. Getting to tell him that I write for the show was the most erotic thing that’s ever happened to me.

Please watch this video by @ryankenacts.bsky.social https://twitter.com/ryan_ken_acts/status/1678503525607784449?s=46&t=gKXI3RLkvTrogk2jQDzR5w

They’re really called skeets?