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me: I don't want to write this piece, I'll work on the other piece (5 min) me: I don't want to write this piece, I'll work on the other piece (5 min) me: I don't want to write this piece, I'll work on the novel (5 min) me: I don't want to write this novel, I'll work on the academic writeup (5 min) m

An antidote to nostalgia for the first year of Bluesky is remembering that Neil Gaiman used to be a load-bearing celebrity on here

when you're both yearning and at the deli

Me: Wow, this escape room is really difficult. Bartender: Sir, this is a brewery. 🫣🍺

me: Earth is a post scarcity society now, why would I join a star navy where I’m probably going to get killed when my ship hits a space pothole because an episode is dragging? Starfleet: You might get to be the meat in a Cathiw/Malor sandwich me: you bastards, I’m in