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We live in a factory that produces death and destruction at an industrial scale
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THIS is why Democratic leaders must be replaced sooner rather than later. 9:42 AM: Amy Klobuchar posts a photo with Lindsey Graham bragging about her "bipartisan meeting" and how they "stand with Ukraine" 1:40 PM: Lindsey Graham is on Fox News "trashing Zelenskyy and praising Trump and Vance"

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goddamn northeast auto imports back at it again carsandbids.com/auctions/9XN...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

the current trump administration has done dozens to hundreds of evil acts so far but the worst by far is rewarding those we all dunk on online with government positions. they can’t win like this

submitted 5 days ago • 31 comments

Used dealer down the street has a 2004 Mercury Sable with 32k miles. They took this on trade??

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

call me psycho, zx spectrum (1987) www.mobygames.com/game/69537/c...

submitted 98 days ago • 5 comments

Every morning we wake up wondering if a Nazi who sweats cum and has the personality of a guy who was unanimously kicked out of his improv group has tried to destroy another government department while we were asleep.

submitted 5 days ago • 36 comments

it's still legal to shit on the lawn of someone you despise, take advantage of this before the government cracks down on this essential freedom

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

i wanna go to the woods for 36 hours

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

@courier429.bsky.social sup bud

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

capital has always sought to destroy areas of wildlife because they hate that you can go to a place where you immediately feel as though you belong to the world, and you feel more capable, and more loving, and the joy persists, and costs nothing. they also i'm pretty sure hate birds (can't shop)

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

Elon Musk doesn't have a penis anymore he has a stump with a valve and a dial that goes from piss to cum

submitted 12 days ago • 9 comments

Doing some real boomer-ass shit by posting a gif from Super Troopers in work slack, a movie which is older than some of my coworkers

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

awwww yeah fuck me up spotify

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

For the last five days I have been craving doughnuts, every time I'm out I want a TREAT. But the only good ones are at Lil's, ~30 minutes away, so I am exercising self-control and waiting for a chance to drive there for some. All the doughnuts near me are pretty shit.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Update re: other Ryan Kelly whose emails I keep getting. Got order confirmation for his wife's rose bouquet for Valentines day got delivered last night!

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

SO WHAT - dashare.zone ADMIN

submitted 241 days ago • 0 comments

It's been, one week since they did a coup

submitted 25 days ago • 193 comments

Side benefit of Seth Meyers/Lonely Island Podcast is relistrning to Incredibad

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

What’s his beef against USAID in particu….oh. Wow.

submitted 25 days ago • 306 comments

I am so excited for Jason Mantzoukas in this

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Every time I open reddit or bluesky I get supremely depressed. I think the only things I’ll be reading on my phone for a while are auto news sites.

submitted 44 days ago • 3 comments

quick someone book a zoom meeting with me in the next 15 minutes, the lighting is incredible and my hair looks great.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Disposable camera RVTURN guys with a big win at Staples

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Put AirPods (Pro, first version) through the wash and after sitting to dry for 48 hours they still work* yaaay it’s a Christmas miracle * mic hasn’t worked since I threw them across the kitchen two years ago

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

insane how much the cats look like us

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

Google Paces API is participating in gravel erasure

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

I'd read the grapes of wrath like 25 years ago but i recently listened to the audiobook and was like holy shit this is a manifesto in prose form this guy must've caught a lotta shit when it came out so I looked it up n he got so many death threats he started carrying a gun

submitted 74 days ago • 78 comments

no i absolutely do not need the Loom version of spotify wrapped what the fuck are you guys doing

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments