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rykertheshep.bsky.social
Rock climber. Coach. Mixologist. Photographer. #1 Daddy Dog. I try to make your day just a little bit better. 🔞 (34/M) patreon.com/RykerTheShep
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I love the improvisation you added to the piece! Well done!
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Someone said BONE?!
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Under a biiiig Shep bulge!
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I feel like if the zoo were a reality show, the otters would be the mean ones.
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You ever stand at an exhibit for 10 minutes waiting for the animal to come out of hiding and then read the sign that says that the exhibit is temporarily without any animals...?
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Whenever I go to the zoo I wait until the exhibits, clearly meant for children, are no longer being used by children so I can go down the hippo slide or spin the cheetah wheel. What animal/exhibit do you always end up skipping at the zoo?
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Thanks lil pup!
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You know what, I do!
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Don't get too big of a mess on the floor!
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Like, been straining in that jock for a few days and just drooling pre from being a horny dog kind of smelly.
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The comedic move would be to link one of my random inspirational videos or something, lol.
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More productive uses of time than complaining!
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Hey puppy. 🐶
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*FLOP.*
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Foxes like pspsps too!
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The only bone I'm willing to share!
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It smells exactly as you'd expect. Amazing.
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Good pup!
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Hey! Quit hiding!
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I try my very best!
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Awrooooo!! 🐶!!!!
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Sniff sesh in your MASSIVE shed?!
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Thanks puppy!
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I'm glad you think so!
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Yeah?! 🐶
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*Flops out ANOTHER dick!*
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BEAK? What is this MUZZ talk?!
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Happy to help!
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Come get it! Pspspsps.
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It was lovely seeing you too puppy!!
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Shep dick is part of a well balanced breakfast.
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I'm coming for ya!
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Couldn't have said it better myself.
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Lil peck on the tip? 💛
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I loooove it when people let me know. 🐶
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Daww, what a gooood pup! That's what I like to hear.
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🙏
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Don't worry, teasing will commence as regularly scheduled.
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Lemme wipe that up for ya
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Use. Those. Manners!
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*Kerflop!*
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No problem puppy! Thank you!
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Smelly too!
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People are gonna be forcing me into another hiatus if it means more dick.
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Thank you so much pupperoni!
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I am looking. 👁️ 👁️
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No no, you right.
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*Flops dick disrespectfully!* Thank you puppy!
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Solid 6/10 I'd say.
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I'm so glad you like it!