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when/if Democrats regain power they can win a permanent majority by becoming tough on crime: scams, fraud, corporate malfeasance, etc.

i feel like this is evidence for my view that people experience trump through a strong form of ironic detachment. they literally do not perceive him as real.

imagine how different things would be if lincoln's VP wasn't andrew johnson

luigi mangione was adjacent to all of the postrats now running DOGE

I hate having to actually go to a mcdonalds during breakfast time to eat mcdonalds breakfast, and without fries. i know it's been 5 years and i should get over it but they need to bring back all day breakfast. a sausage egg mcmuffin with a side of medium fries was a goated lunch.

i still believe without an iota of sarcasm that burritos are very healthy for you

everyone knows that one guy whose special talent is they can eat a Chipotle burrito completely unwrapped without dropping a single bit of food.

Economist doing a land acknowledgement at a UChicago conference: "We would like to acknowledge that we are meeting on land owned by UChicago."

The Walt Disney Company used to advertise on Twitter

so like what do you do now if you work in infosec in a country that's an ally of the united states. do you just take a pause for the next 4 years on the whole sharing information thing

I could probably double my salary if I had zero self respect and started LinkedIn thoughtfluencer posting about AI. Upper management types eat that shit up. They still do. I thought they'd get bored of it but they keep lining up at the trough and feasting.

the “administrative state” in practice is a lot of very hard working, practically anonymous people doing the thankless work of making this country run and a drug-addled dipshit is slandering them in order to steal our money for himself

Ask me anything. why not.