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four hours from now: DOGE announces firing of 7,200 NHTSA employees

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Ill never understand this logic. Even if you definitively prove the female orgasm isnt real, that doesnt mean women dont deserve to have sex in a way they find enjoyable.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Daughter Kei just asked me, "This is just Wii Sports, isn't it?" (See first comment for that YT track.)

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

(The most genius person in the world) the tech billionaire and president billionaire are smashing the deep state. poor people actually have all my money

submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

What level of loser must I be at to sit stone faced through Moulin Rouge and Titanic and then cry my stupid fucking eyes out at Paul Blart Mall Cop when he embarasses himself in front of a girl? I suppose its just more relatable to be a cringe dumbass trying my best than a hot suave young person...

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

the menswear guy when a fascist dressed like a magician is mouthing off

submitted 13 days ago • 21 comments

Why is the only legal drug a depressant? I dont need help being depressed im already a goddamn expert at that shit

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

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Monster hunter players: wow this game is so fun and none of the monsters are completely stupid to play against. Capcom developing furious rajang and raging brachydios:

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

It’s pretty amazing that these guys are going with “Covid, which wasn’t a big deal, is the worlds greatest bio weapon, that we shouldn’t have cancelled school for a semester for, but also China did almost destroy the world, but don’t forget it’s also just the flu”

submitted 21 days ago • 103 comments

ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child theonion.com/ice-age...

submitted 23 days ago • 319 comments

coffee would help me close. what a stupid movie

submitted 23 days ago • 18 comments

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Imagine being an "expert" and not realizing that sometimes kids get really into random pieces of media

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

we do, however, want the food to be far less safe, and preferably eaten while your body is shutting down due to illnesses we eradicated before the invention of the computer

submitted 25 days ago • 5 comments

Can we kill live service games please for the love of God? What is the point of getting a game if it’s gonna shut down eventually and has no off-line value

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Pokemon fans: Pikachu is my favorite I catch one in every game Monster Hunter fans: Rathalos is my favorite i must've slain thousands throughout all the games

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submitted 29 days ago • 52 comments

I like how Conservatives will be like “KNOW WHO IS YOUR PUPPET MASTER. FIGHT AGAINST WHO CONTROLS THE WORLD” and then it’ll be that sweet Episcopal Priest lady asking the President to remember the quality of mercy

submitted 30 days ago • 10 comments

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-...

submitted 31 days ago • 132 comments

no no no you misunderstood. I said “fuck YOUR feelings”. MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird

submitted 32 days ago • 75 comments