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ACAB. Even me and my tits. Eyes up here buddy. 🚨 Low constitution user negging patrol. 🚨 Natsumi Tsujimoto from You Are Under Arrest.
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The chief is talking smack about how the rank and file don't like his policy views. He is feeling very alienated as the top brass, so he is making sure everyone knows it by hitting reply all on emails about the last investigation on misuse of force. Well hey, it's his head to hang I guess.

Was assigned to the special task force to protect the pope while he was in town. We dropped our communicative disease protocols for at risk clients. Someone blew chunks on him. He is now in the hospital with norovirus. Probably will kill him after the double pneumonia.

The puritan cultists infighting over what to do with the doomsday cultists again. We usually stay out of it as a unit, because either way it falls, we're labelled the persecutors. Good thing we don't actually have to prevent crime legally.

Animal protection agency is being fucking useless again, and they keep hitting send all on feel good emails stuffed with gore pics.

You can't catch them all, and you shouldn't try. But you should at least have due diligence.

The congestion is getting worse, I fucking hate traffic detail.

Can't ride the bike in these damn on/off sprinkles, blah blah blah safe workplace

out of cigs again

can't believe it's a crisp 8° holiday weekend and my bike s'only in the shop 'cause they've been sandbagging me.

Do they still let you smoke cigs in this joint?

Post? when? took dailies in the commons and switched to seconds on the traffic beat down the sky way. come find me.

I will be wearing kevlar all year to keep the sisters packed away if the disrespect continues.

well wahwahweewa to you then too