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A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.

submitted 89 days ago • 269 comments

people who shit on otterboxes must just hate themselves. like yes i know i look like im 40 but my phone will last till i actually am 😭😭

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,

submitted 90 days ago • 85 comments

drake being exposed for the narcissist he is feels like christmas came early. no need to get me gifts this year, i got everything i could ever want

submitted 91 days ago • 52 comments

horny telepathy

submitted 91 days ago • 18 comments

Rate my setup

submitted 91 days ago • 613 comments

the thing about drake suing kendrick for using bots is that in nearly ever instance i know of where one person accused another of botting, the accuser was the one who was actually botting. not saying, just saying

submitted 91 days ago • 4 comments

girl at bar: i’d let you do that thing in bed that your wife won’t me: [visibly excited] eat cookies?

submitted 91 days ago • 15 comments

Windows has issue: Person: fuck this I'm going to Linux Narrator: and they quickly learned to hate two operating systems.

submitted 91 days ago • 377 comments

while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend, while engaged: my perfect fiancee, 5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,

submitted 91 days ago • 168 comments

Gamer problems

submitted 91 days ago • 204 comments

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

submitted 92 days ago • 198 comments

drake suing spotify for boosting numbers as if he hasn’t been doing the same for his partner’s ages

submitted 91 days ago • 163 comments

only on fuckin temu

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In theonion.com/trump-locks-...

submitted 98 days ago • 563 comments

Going over to X now feels like having to check the mold infestation in your basement.

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