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sacramende.bsky.social
Over-thinker and wannabe stand-up philosopher...
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Alright, here's what's gonna happen. In a few days, a bag of monopoly money will be found in a park. You'll sit tight & let America slowly fall in love with you. Monday you'll feel like a McDonald's, confess to the flirty snitch lady. Now, what's on your docket? Hey. Listen. Where do you need to be?

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

pretty grim when health insurance company executives have to try to hide their identities online like they're public school history teachers, government employees or doctors who care for transgender people

submitted 85 days ago • 146 comments

A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo

submitted 84 days ago • 1765 comments

Doctor: do you exercise? Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks Doctor: Me: cronchies Doctor: I'm gonna put no Me: ok

submitted 101 days ago • 58 comments

Welcome to @popheist.com, a new kind of pop culture website that hopefully feels like the classic, beloved kind of pop culture website. We're trying to make things better, more fun, more weird, more challenging, more more more. Join us! popheist.com/about-us

submitted 87 days ago • 12 comments

They have a comics section. And if you’re a pop culture fiend like me, this is flat out cool.

submitted 86 days ago • 2 comments

I just 💙 her. She’s a force.

submitted 89 days ago • 63 comments

Damn, boy. Are you a bean bag chair? Because I’m never going to get off.

submitted 94 days ago • 16 comments

Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.

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submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

🧵This is a thread about Reply Guys. I like it when posts go viral coz I'm a big show-off and the internet is responsible for most of my career. When you go viral you get new followers, fun replies, sometimes even industry interest omg. But you also get: Reply Guys.

submitted 102 days ago • 212 comments

Hi @bencollins.bsky.social @theonion.com! I'd love to be an InfoWars contributor.

submitted 104 days ago • 7 comments

From today's Winnipeg Free Press. Dr. Doug Eyolfson, former Manitoba Lib MP, wrote on X: "Cdns are struggling and justifiably angry. Yet I talk to many people who are angry at PMJT over issues that he has no control over (despite certain Premiers who blame the PM for provincial decisions)." Exactly.

submitted 106 days ago • 11 comments

Love everything he did... RIP...

submitted 252 days ago • 1 comment

2016: FUCK YOUR FEELINGS 2017: YOU LOST GET OVER IT 2018: DRINKING UR LIBERAL TEARS 2019: FOUR MORE YEARS BITCHES 2020: STOP THE COUNT 2021: WATER THE TREE OF LIBERTY 2022: BURN GROOMER BOOKS! 2023: DEATH TO ALL LIB BABYKILLERS 2024: I, a victim, am being shunned for my conservative beliefs

submitted 279 days ago • 22 comments

Google, 1998: We're going to organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful. Imagine the whole world's knowledge in your pocket! Google 2024: Drink your own piss. Now eat glue.

submitted 280 days ago • 58 comments

GIFS!!!...

submitted 305 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 371 days ago • 0 comments

Charlie Brown and Lucy, both now divorced 40-something alcoholics, hook up for what is surely the greatest mutual hate fuck in history.

submitted 372 days ago • 7 comments

Daughter tells me she heard today that if you wear a band T-shirt (especially as a young woman) and a man says to you “name five of their songs”, the correct response is “name five women who trust you”, so I pass this on in case any of you need it

submitted 373 days ago • 76 comments

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