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sacredritual.bsky.social
Anime villain lair enthusiast, monitor junkie, griller of brats, reads the mango he slash him No VVar but class VVar
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personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

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I don’t think there’s anything that would make American millennials want to start having kids en masse but I know a good place to start

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Pouring a big bag of colored goldfish crackers straight into my mouth without even looking at the colors because I have given up

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Will the One Piece be a joke? Laugh Tale, Smile fruits, good times, adventures. A joke is something free that everyone can enjoy, if something is funny it transcends race, class, religion etc A joke you’d only get if you had deep understanding of the world and its history? 🧐

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I might hold off on playing the Oblivion Remaster until there’s a physical release

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Had to go get it tonight

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Foot fr33k

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If you don’t gang shout your bands name in either the intro or the outro of the album is it really that good of a name?

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100 Geconds to Mars

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She heatin my stew awna stove 😏

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Lil’ Jon? More like Lil’ Yawn

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Doing double bass kicks loud on the linoleum floor until my boss sends me home early

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quit eating gizzards with the wizards and come have a pancake with a mandrake

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stop having tamales with your dolly and come order gazpacho with a macho

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quit doing sugar with the boogers and come eat quiche with a beast

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stop eating jerky with turkeys and come have some artichokes with the party folks

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Quit having potstickers with the snot lickers and come eat tiramisu with a mysterious dude

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stop eating jalapeño poppers with the teeny boppers and come smash tacos with your top bros

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Why don’t you quit eating strip steaks with the shit flakes and come try some ice cream with a nice team

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stop drinking cider with the spiders and come drink chartreuse with a recluse

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when are you gonna stop eating risotto with the bozos and come eat bok choy with a hot boy

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Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx

submitted 20 days ago • 297 comments

When I get a comment removed by Facebook and I ask for a review and they review it and find they were wrong and my comment was fine I think mark zuckerberg should have to personally come to my house and suck my penis

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Slam Sandwich

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“Classic case, Munch. Two friends go down different paths. One of em stays a biker, the other gets incredible powers courtesy of the Japanese army. Now they’re on a collision course, and one thing’s for certain - Neo Tokyo is gonna explode.”

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MFW they tell me Akira’s dead, but can’t explain what the army is doing underneath the new Olympic Stadium

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Russell Brand New

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How come so few Trump fans take up the spray tan?? Is it not cool or something?

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There is no loneliness epidemic in the pit

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Hmmm

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Get me to Talos’ Country

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Now that brand New is touring again it got me thinking We really don’t see a whole lot of girls and women start Pop Punk bands, do we? 😂

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*~Basique bitsch 💅🏻~* Turkey ham pickle tomato cheddar mayo stadium mustard toasted Italian

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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

submitted 32 days ago • 852 comments

Stalking his prey (pork schnitzel)

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My face when I take a piss after busting a nut and it tingles again

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Forget cell phones, doritos, and monster energy drinks, the REAL thing that would give a medieval peasant a heart attack is learning people work 40+ hours every week, 50+ weeks per year.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

it took me too long to learn that systems subject to pressure have built in ventilation and that's all bernie sanders was

submitted 137 days ago • 11 comments

To spell it out, the reason I hate democrats so much and criticize them more than I do republicans is because they take up all the space for opposition to republicans and use that space to give republicans whatever the fuck they want.

submitted 71 days ago • 63 comments

I Trapped A 15-Year Old in an Experimental Mobile Suit. If he stays in it until the end of the One Year War, he gets to live!

submitted 39 days ago • 107 comments