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saelkies.bsky.social
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orangutan

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

high as fuuUuuck eating ants straight out the Tube

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

eat carbs.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

life is a giant clock and we are all trapped in it

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

radishes

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

i love when I pour my drink in ice and it begins whispering sweet nothings

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Every time I see the word “balaclava,” I think it’s “baklava” and then all I want is pastry with honey syrup and walnuts.

submitted 24 days ago • 106 comments

i love when I pour my drink in ice and it begins whispering sweet nothings

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

you all hear about this Zero Gap Promise?

submitted 27 days ago • 105 comments

high as fuuUuuck in boogietown

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e...

submitted 33 days ago • 1088 comments

eating these whole and my brain turns into a dog

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I am going to be the first explorer to reach the west pole

submitted 34 days ago • 26 comments

okaaaayy cucumber serving cucuntber

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submitted 34 days ago • 67 comments

I love pigeons. Especially because they walk like this.

submitted 34 days ago • 229 comments

Noise canceling headphones don’t cancel enough noise

submitted 34 days ago • 60 comments

i'm glad they banned clocks, fuck time

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

now i am become forcefem, destroyer of man

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

no im not here from "tick tock". i actually find clocks repulsive

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

ants eating my laundry ants eeating mylaundry. no more shirt🐜👕❌gone

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

The politics of the TikTok ban breaking the brains of a lot of liberals shocked that something could be bipartisan and bad at the same time

submitted 35 days ago • 72 comments

In 1922 Alfred Stieglitz made a series of photographs of cloudy skies, calling them Equivalents because they matched an emotion or mood he was feeling. This is my Equivalent for today.

submitted 35 days ago • 138 comments

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

submitted 34 days ago • 781 comments

just bought these. to mock our soldiers

submitted 34 days ago • 161 comments

Today HHS issued a first-of-its-kind federal report on health recommendations for intersex people, including ending "the ongoing practice of performing non-emergent, non-consensual surgeries in intersex infants." Incredible work by @interact.bsky.social

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments