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Obsessed with this creatures aura

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Taking my goat to see a man about a horse who knows a donkey that says ducks are the lmfao emojis of the farmyard and I'm not sure what to believe anymore, I just think they're neat.

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people that listen to Billy Joel hold their coffee mug with 2 hands and say “mmm that’s a good cup o’ joe” when they sip it

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I just love how baby #elephants have no understanding of how absolutely massive they are so they just behave like big #dog. ♥️

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who up writing mildly amusing jokes like it's their job

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It's just a bitter sweet symphony That's life

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The singularity is awesome

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most insulting spam text i ever received

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The Irish: the Black's of the Whites

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“pride comes before the fall” - ancient gay saying to help remember pride is in the summer

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ever since i learned about donald trump last week i feel like im seeing him everywhere. isn't that weird?

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No one ever asks, but Elvis impersonators can also draft wills and oversee child support hearings

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Hey I'm on my way to the trauma dump if anyone needs to get rid of any repsychoables

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Why Did The Novel-Reading Man Disappear?

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toenails are the teeth of the foot

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Why is it if a parent witholds food or medical care and their child dies, they're charged with murder, but if the government does it a thousand times over it's just policy? if you say it's not the government's job to care for its citizens, you have a fundamental misunderstanding of its purpose.

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Socialism needs a rebrand

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I suppose if I didn't want neighbourhood cats to just wander into the house, the mat shouldn't say 'Welcome' with a picture of a cat

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“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?” “sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”

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I wish I had seen more of America before it went stage-4 terminal bugfucked because there's no way in hell I'm going there now

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Hanging with this crazy housemate 🧡

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Peace is fire

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Quit being so ratshit

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consider for a moment that your life is art. what kind of art is it. is it any good

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A reminder that the @nytimes.com told New Yorkers to not rank Mamdani at all, & instead endorsed former hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson. Tilson sits at a whopping .8%. Corporate media trust is dead. They killed themselves by failing to fulfill their promise of holding the powerful accountable.

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Youth pastor voice: You know who else took on a globally important leadership role at the age of 33?

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i'll believe anything about butter for the right price

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A cat 89 years ago that I still think of quite often. Seems very happy with wearing a helmet.

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Think I'm getting brain damaged and it's like, wha da fuk?

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It's incredibly heartening to see a constant stream of joy and celebration for Mamdani, much of it from people who don't live in New York. We all know what can be accomplished with hope and principles.

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Gonna fuck around go coco loco nut

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man. long ass day at work. so glad it's 5:30

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Obsessed with this creatures aura

Taking my goat to see a man about a horse who knows a donkey that says ducks are the lmfao emojis of the farmyard and I'm not sure what to believe anymore, I just think they're neat.

people that listen to Billy Joel hold their coffee mug with 2 hands and say “mmm that’s a good cup o’ joe” when they sip it

I just love how baby #elephants have no understanding of how absolutely massive they are so they just behave like big #dog. ♥️

who up writing mildly amusing jokes like it's their job

It's just a bitter sweet symphony That's life

The singularity is awesome

most insulting spam text i ever received

The Irish: the Black's of the Whites

“pride comes before the fall” - ancient gay saying to help remember pride is in the summer

ever since i learned about donald trump last week i feel like im seeing him everywhere. isn't that weird?

No one ever asks, but Elvis impersonators can also draft wills and oversee child support hearings

Hey I'm on my way to the trauma dump if anyone needs to get rid of any repsychoables

Why Did The Novel-Reading Man Disappear?

toenails are the teeth of the foot

Why is it if a parent witholds food or medical care and their child dies, they're charged with murder, but if the government does it a thousand times over it's just policy? if you say it's not the government's job to care for its citizens, you have a fundamental misunderstanding of its purpose.

Socialism needs a rebrand

I suppose if I didn't want neighbourhood cats to just wander into the house, the mat shouldn't say 'Welcome' with a picture of a cat

“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?” “sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”

I wish I had seen more of America before it went stage-4 terminal bugfucked because there's no way in hell I'm going there now

Hanging with this crazy housemate 🧡

Peace is fire

Quit being so ratshit

consider for a moment that your life is art. what kind of art is it. is it any good

A reminder that the @nytimes.com told New Yorkers to not rank Mamdani at all, & instead endorsed former hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson. Tilson sits at a whopping .8%. Corporate media trust is dead. They killed themselves by failing to fulfill their promise of holding the powerful accountable.

Youth pastor voice: You know who else took on a globally important leadership role at the age of 33?

i'll believe anything about butter for the right price

A cat 89 years ago that I still think of quite often. Seems very happy with wearing a helmet.

Think I'm getting brain damaged and it's like, wha da fuk?

It's incredibly heartening to see a constant stream of joy and celebration for Mamdani, much of it from people who don't live in New York. We all know what can be accomplished with hope and principles.

Gonna fuck around go coco loco nut

man. long ass day at work. so glad it's 5:30

Happy Pride! Carson & Jack are the first gays to win Amazing Race who aren't romantically involved with each other

Public transport is a stark demonstration of "but together we go further"

Put da sangwich in da michaelwave

Cat meets deer: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...