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18+ NSFW - Minors DNI | a non-practising intellectual waiting in the asphodel fields | he/him | actually older than vibes given by TL | AuDHD | existence is political
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customer: your darkest roast please barista: whoever created man wasted a good asshole when they put teeth in your mouth

Where the Wild Things Are (1963) by Maurice Sendak.

From the makers of "Snakes on a Plane" comes a new aviation thriller for our times: "On a Plane"

@faroutlier.bsky.social Hey, you there?

Saying “we need more toxic masculinity on the Left in order to appeal to men” is exactly the same as saying “we need more anti-vax sentiments on the Left to appeal to conspiracy theorists” or “we need more racism on the Left in order to appeal to the white majority”.

instead of doing ✌️ in every picture we should bring back the mid-2000s rawr xd claw gesture

Media: Men need more hobbies to combat loneliness Also media:

the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

I know a spot~~~ #Photography #BackyardWildlife

Gender is stored in the last three digits of an unsigned integer that is randomly generated when the player first encounters that pokemon.

thing’s own website, thing’s wikipedia page. those should always be the top 2 results on google

"friends with benefits?" all friends are a benefit :)

Wishing everyone a 2025 that is safe and reasonably ok. And not a complete mindfuck in every way possible

Every year around this time I try and let myself relax and destress and be allowed hopeful for a new year that's magically beautiful and peaceful etc etc this year I am not falling for any of that I am staying stressed so the mind can adjust to whatever new fuckasss shit the next year brings.

Nope. Absolutely the fuck not. www.reuters.com/legal/transa...

nobody ever asks "how's updog?"

Back in my twitter brainrot era though not on twitter

You should be honored by my lateness; that I would even show up to this fake shit

real

truth

does urination imply i’mination: discuss

duolingo really nailing the "talking to your desi grandparent" experience

Being a silly goose? Oh you mean delusions of gander?

yo where the desi crew at