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UberEats has a funny ad campaign about how football is just a big conspiracy to make you hungry and buy more food --"turnovers"! "pancake blocks"! hilarious, funny stuff -- but the reality is that football actually has become a genuinely dark conspiracy to take everything you have

submitted 39 days ago • 20 comments

Absolutely hate “we went too far” revisionist history. “We all believed women and it went too far.” No we did not all believe women. I was there

submitted 45 days ago • 231 comments

An underrated feature of the Shadow scrunchie is that he can protect my engagement ring while I’m in the shower

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

… I knew I should’ve gotten my nails done instead of going to work today. 😂

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

‘Why do flowers bloom knowing they are destined to wither?’ #sonicthehedgehog #digitalart #sonicartist

submitted 54 days ago • 6 comments

😏

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

As someone who saw the second Sonic movie in theaters seven times and was forced to sit through the DC Super Hero Pets trailer every time, I wish Dog Man all the best.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Sneaking out to see the movie a fourth time after my birthday spin class

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Aw man does Bluesky not do birthday balloons? Damn.

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

明けましておめでとうございます。元旦にSONIC3を観た影響もあってSONIC年賀です。

submitted 58 days ago • 3 comments

Haven’t seen anyone yet mention the inclusion of 99 Red Balloons on the Sonic 3 soundtrack, a song about something cute and fun being treated as a nuclear-level threat by the government…

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

First disappointment of 2025- the calendar pic I thought was for January was actually for the past four months. 😔

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

Baby’s first chashu pork

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

PSA for cat owners in the US: cats have been contracting H5N1 (bird flu). They are very susceptible to it and the fatality rate for cats is 67%. To avoid it: -keep your cats indoors. They can catch it from infected birds and mice. -do not feed them raw dairy -do not feed them raw meat

submitted 65 days ago • 216 comments

Got the lenticular Chao Garden purse and wallet from my beloved, and also got Stanley Cupped by my aunt 😂

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

I saw Sonic 3! #sonic #shadow #shadowthehedgehog #art

submitted 67 days ago • 17 comments

If I don’t repost this every Christmas assume I’m dead

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

The Father, Son, and the Holy Jester.

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Round 3

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Also congrats to Paramount for creating a Sonic and Shadow that I do not ship in any way whatsoever. I also noticed that that “cardio or weightlifting” line in one of the trailers was not in the movie… 🤔

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Sources say Texas Governor Abbott is also considering buying billboards warning women what might happen if they Dress Like That

submitted 69 days ago • 8 comments

Okay so on second viewing I don’t like the movie less, but I dislike it more, if that makes sense. Also seeing it in 4DX was really fucking funny. I paid $25 to personally get my ass kicked by Shadow the Hedgehog.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

The best part of Sonic 3 was when Shadow pointed me out in the audience, told me he loved me, and leapt out of the screen to give me a tender forehead kiss. I felt it was a nuanced portrayal of his character

submitted 70 days ago • 10 comments

Anyway which shirt should I wear for round 2

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

Got DBox tickets for my second Sonic 3 showing. Looking forward to getting jostled like a rag doll so I can truly feeeeeel liiiiiiife movin’ through my mind.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

MASSIVE SPOILERIFFIC OPINION THAT I NEED TO GET OFF MY CHEST * * * * * * * At the end of the second movie I felt kinda dumb because when Knuckles says “he’s no longer the hedgehog you once knew” and Super Sonic does the vortex thing I had a brief moment of “FLEETWAY SUPER SONIC???”