saltyoctopus.bsky.social
Cephalopod masquerading as a biology professor, living in the deep sea or in Ohio
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I love their weird little faces!
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This! This is the way he said "honey."
It wasn't the nice honey you say to your wife. It was the "shut up and let the man talk, little girl" kind of honey
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*except as punishment for crime
We should do something about that
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Thank you!
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Would you be so kind as to post the competing phylogenetic trees?
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Thank you!
That fits me nicely
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Hello *waves tentacle* I would like a title of legend and glory, please.
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Those are very nice
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11,000,000+ at the No King Protests. We hit the 3.5% rule!!! The "3.5% rule" states that no government has been able to withstand a challenge from a nonviolent movement that mobilizes 3.5% of its population. Way to go United States!!! You understood the assignment!!! 🥳🥳🥳
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No confusion. That's the Shriners!
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From the scanner right now: LAPD is taking rubber bullets from LASD. I am not joking. (They're in each other's crossfire, it's a clusterfuck that they've largely brought on themselves)
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If it didn't exist already, you would have to invent it.
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🎉🥳🥂
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Best. Surprise. Ever.
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Awwwwww! Thank you! Just what we need
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Platyhelminthes
It's very fun to watch them float by like ribbons in the water
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And Google AI will already have the data 🙃
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Best. Comment. Ever.
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This is why people don't vote for Democrats
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I see what you did there
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Deep cut. Well done!
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These are not sworn officers of any department. No uniforms. No badges. No uniformity in weapons or equipment.
These are civilians without training. Maybe they've been deputized.
They are just racists who want to bully people they don't like.