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🌈 Gay 🎮 Gamer 🗡🎃 Horror slut. NSFW at times. I fix computers for a living and do nerd or nature shit to fill the free time.
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When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely

Rahm/Newsom/Cuomo: Dems spend too much time talking about what bathroom people use or what sport team they play on The GOP:

There is no hell deep enough to contain the people involved with this

God I fucking hate UI updates what do you MEAN my fucking alarms have to be purple now????

The IT director I report to brought my manager into his office to ask him a question about something showing up on his computer. It was a BSOD. Apparently, he has NEVER ONCE seen one in his THIRTY YEAR career. There is so much ROT in IT and it's only going to get worse.

This is what we mean when we say that Dems need to stop trying to get republican voters jfc. Of course they were going to fucking do this for evil shit WHY IS THIS SO HARD.

Jennifer Coolidge speaks at Emerson College’s graduation ceremony: “I’m excited that I’m speaking with some very excited gay students… [and] some less exciting hetero students.”

this has been the most monday of all mondays my god

It's been so fucking gorgeous outside this week and I'm going to be devastated when the normal June Gloom descends rears its head.

Finally watched Rogue One - fantastic movie, no notes - but oh my god it really makes the beginning of Episode 4 fucking hilarious with Leia lying out of her ass so blatantly.

sure. why not

Someone with a PhD asked me how to set up MFA. Girl what???? I KNOW you've set this up before with a university if nothing else jfc grow up.

There are legitimate issues with the pharmaceutical industry and how it's regulated; the wellness industry is even more predatory, like it's not even close. Woo woo bullshit on par with leeches and humors

Babe wake up, they're transvestigating the new Pope let's fuckin gooooooooooo

Love having to explain to hiring managers that they should have told me the access needed for their new hire BEFORE the Friday before their new hire starts. Babes, that's tomorrow in business days! No weekend work is happening because of your poor planning! 💕

Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.

I was legit inconsolable and had to stop playing.

Wow, if it isnt the consequence of their actions. Maybe they shouldn't have normalize him for fucking ratings?

Reminder that wellness grifters like Trump’s new Surgeon General Casey Means spread misinformation about vaccines and health because it is extremely profitable for them to do so. (Chart by @epidemiologistkat.bsky.social)

People assuming that the government doesn't work is the result of ~50 years of nonstop conservative slander and propaganda with minimal pushback. Big Tech guys coming in and expecting to find massive fraud with no real value seems like a case of projection

What began as a rapid drop in U.S. imports as shippers cut orders from manufacturing partners around the world has now extended into a nationwide export slump, with the agricultural sector taking the hardest hit.

i'm gonna point out once again that the conception of "woke leftism" being blamed for fascism in America was never more than some clusters of mostly anonymous people on social media who'd drag you if you said something problematic, maybe (but rarely) get you fired, etc.

EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK HOW WAS THIS ALLOWED???

We dont hate the lying robots because it's hip to hate them we hate the lying robots because all they do is gobble up money and lie

We really are entering an information dark age jfc. Not that duolingo was a pinnacle of accuracy and shit but jfc.

Ngl Expedition 33's combat feels like what Legend of Dragon would be if it ever got a remake.

WHO is telling them this???