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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them theonion.com/democra...

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There’s not really a good way to describe how jealous I feel of pretty women

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in the interest of offering an alternative: bdsmovement.net

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timothy, I strongly desire you had been born a woman

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I like John Oliver but he is so fucking libbed up sometimes. Slightly better than John Stewart. But both are only platformed as they are because their ideas don’t actually go all that far and don’t actually threaten the status quo

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I know everyone’s in a weird revolutionary fervor right now, but like… do you guys remember that the militaries of the world have, you know, F35s? And like, tanks and drones? And are generally not all that… “woke”? Like it just feels like we’re kidding ourselves

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Rest Of Party Thanks Fucking God 2 Guys Who Like Etymology Found Each Other theonion.com/rest-of-part...

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Local Lutheran Minister Loves To Fuck His Wife theonion.com/local-l...

submitted 11 days ago • 52 comments

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

New OmniGrain Cheerios Made With Every Existing Grain On Earth theonion.com/new-omn...

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if I was spending $8 million on a 30 second advertisement, I would try to make it good. just me personally, but obviously not everyone feels that way

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Trump Asks Which One The Ball theonion.com/trump-a...

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Secret Service Agent Starstruck After Seeing Taylor Swift’s Bodyguards theonion.com/secret-...

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Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance theonion.com/fox-ble...

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they melted drake down to forge this years super bowl trophy

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guy who thinks the super bowl is censoring kendrick’s song because they’re pro-drake: it’s just weird they didn’t let him sing it uncensored…

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drake has died

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between the tubi skinhat ad and the coffeemate disembodied tongue ad, it's been a banner year for body horror in mass media

submitted 20 days ago • 31 comments

Think I’ll livetweet about the commercials I see during the Super Bowl. It’s the thing that my parents love the most

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It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only...

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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

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Trump Worried Day Working At McDonald’s Will Screw Up Taxes theonion.com/trump-worrie...

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Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout theonion.com/elon-mu...

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Chick-Fil-A Raptured theonion.com/chick-f...

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I want some DEI pussy

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Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday theonion.com/report-...

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Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-...

submitted 33 days ago • 40 comments

need my boss to think i’m stupid, but not too stupid I get fired

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>tech guys successfully raise 100 trillion dollars to build a chatbot that hallucinates >china builds same exact thing for 1500 dollars in kohls cash >trump announces that he's adding a 100% markup to the parts the hallucinating chatbots need to live >playstation 6 costs $3500

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