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samaboutown.bsky.social
Joints cracking like pop rocks
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Becoming one with the couch

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I can appreciate the fact that my friends gas me up and say things like, “You’re so great. I just want you to have someone!” But at this point, I am obviously the problem.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Central Texas still has some upstanding people.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

My cat puked on me today and I had to catch the vomit in my hands. A new life experience I didn’t know I needed.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Self-care Sunday with a mask…that matches my normal pasty skin tone.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Does anybody have a void I can borrow? I need to scream into one. Release some tension.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Ever stare at a plant and think, “I’m going to watch you slowly grow.”

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Back from my annual check with the dermatologist and there are zero danger moles for me! Get your skin checked before summer hits.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

My allergies are giving…death.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I love that my tacos come with little baggies of red and green sauce. Which drug do you want?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Ever watch an episode of a show and get hit with a ton of emotions? But not emotions that are tied directly to the scene? More like tangental emotions? I’ll be over here crying quietly. Kgreathanx

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Gym friend told me I was looking big. So I guess my life is complete

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Employment is the biggest cock block. Second is my need to nap.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

It’s such a nice surprise when your back says, “Oh no, sweetie, not today!”

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Post trip body check. Back in front of my usual mirror.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

Who’s having a great day? This guy!

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment