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samaboutown.bsky.social
Joints cracking like pop rocks
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Caffeine is always necessary
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It uses precious metals to filter out pollutants, hence the expense. It has platinum and shit like that.
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Have you considered speaking to a therapist?
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Well, daaaaaaaaaaamn
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Save me a piece!
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Hubba hubba
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So *sneezes* pretty *coughs*
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Of course you do. She then proceeded to projectile vomit over the side of the couch.
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Weak coffee?? Burn the witches who serve that!
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Blonde?? Are you spiraling? Are you in a full blow crisis right now?
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Due to high call volume and privatization, The Void politely requests all politically related screams be directed to #traitor Trump’s hotel’s main switchboard . #CallIn to the Trump hotel, noon to 3 pm est every Friday. 1(855)878-6700
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…with taco bell
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The moment has already passed
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Get ‘em, Dax!
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Damn! Look at that back!
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Are we taking bets on how many plants you bought?
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Yeah, I did that last week. 😂
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Your dissertation should be 400 exactly
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Too late
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So, technically, I’ve seen inside you now.
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You’re more optimistic than I am. Politicians have shown that they will fall in line to remain in power.
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The president is *already* destroying the economy
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Crows also really enjoy fresh popcorn.
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We thank them for their contribution.
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I was RIGHT!
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What if she doesn’t play that? 🤯
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Well, bravo.
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Who needs to be productive? Not us
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Put *another* bird on it
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Nooo! This happened to me once. I had a bad bone bruise, but nothing was broken.
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Peanuts are healthy!
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Good thing I slept through that.
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