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She/Her 🏳️⚧️
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More sunbathing when the cast is off 👍
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Tan line sock coming up 😊
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Reckon so.
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Pogoing in the kitchen with my dog to Jump Around by House of Pain. Found myself under a door frame, went down like the proverbial sack of spuds, came around to my dog licking my face.
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I once de-scaled a coffee filter machine with vinegar. After it had run through a couple of times I tried blowing down the riser pipe. Nothing happened, was blocked. Then I thought "Duh, non-return valve" and immediately sucked a mouthful of scalding vinegar. So sore.
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Please say this was written by Sarah Vine, please, please, please ...
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Tinned sardines in spring water mashed up? Fromage blanc? Taramasalata?
I'm just listing all the things our cat likes, but she is part labrador.
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Won't somebody think of the poor picture editors, they don't know which nipples they need to censor 😱
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2m06s today. What a cunt.
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I had a boss who suggested I go on an assertiveness course.
"Fuck off, I'm not doing that".
Saved the company some money 👍
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Mind if I poach it?
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It's terrible 🤢
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In person? Thought not.
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Are they going to paint the rest of it?
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Stranraer wedding & ferry-borne reception?
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I've got to resist the urge on first hearing his voice, he needs to say something cunty.
I feel a spreadsheet and a chart coming on 🤓👍
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I don't listen to him purposefully, but if I switch to LBC early for James' show, I make a note of the time. I then see how long it is before I'm compelled to shout "cunt" at the radio.
Usually, single-digit minutes.
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I'm herring good things.
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Crikey, a blast from the past! 😳
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He's worried people will think he's gay.
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Obviously, we need to see the details of the deal to mullet over and see if it's brill.
I'm herring good things.
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Have they tried, er, stopping?
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1.98m / 6'6" according to Lankypedia.
Multistoried Merz.
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Okay, what's a reasonable time delay?
At a previous job, someone* complained it was too short.
It was set to 22 minutes.
*Mr S Turner, crossword enthusiast, Swindon
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I did 1 year of pharmacy dispensing tech, I liked the science but not dealing with poorly people. Hats off to everybody who does.
I had to turn down the US job when they wouldn't let me in.
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He also identifies as a patriot. With all of the damage he has caused, it isn't the UK he's a patriot of.
#RussiaToday #PutinFanBoy
#TraiterousToadFacedTwat
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Such a nice bloke, with a comforting voice, nothing bad can happen while Johnny Ball is talking.
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Temu version
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Boeing "Safer than an F-18 Hornet "
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Do you play Broc Bingo? You get points for spotting certain items first, eg, a globe, roller blades, ski boots ...
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Did he say "with respect, Zoe, ..." and then show you absolutely fuck-all respect?
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Twatty. Perfectly described 👍
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He's a weapon alright.
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Wasn't it filmed at Pinewood Studios?
May 4th - look at me, I'm a big space movie hero (actually a baddie)
May 5th - Forrin movies are killing Hollywood
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I used one egg* yesterday!
*goose egg
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Elmo is such a child.
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Zoe, spot on, as ever. Keep on pushing.
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Conform with a jackboot as their logo.
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Grow your own fucking garlic, it's not hard. Twat
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I've used a junior hacksaw to cut the pin that goes through the garment before, on one of the red ink tags. High jeopardy.
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Despite the winter fuel allowance, PIP, etc, had Labour retained the trans vote, they'd have squeaked over the line.
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Once again, I find myself feeling sorry for the people who didn't vote for this, but FFS Lincolnshire, wrong again.
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Forswank
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Literally, 5 seconds ago, I saw a post "imagine Niggle Farage as PM" and my first thought was Years & Years. Scary times.