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😘🥰❣️ My name is Sam ! ❣️🥰😁 I'm into nerd stuff...
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Animals may have very profound thoughts... about what it's like to live and die. We just can't hear them!

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Why is human cloning illegal?

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people that go ‘ah’ after drinking something make me giggle. it’s such a cartoonish thing and people be out here doing it unironically….

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So much snot today...

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My birthday is Valentines day and I love it because i love everything cute happy love pink hearts happy love !!

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It's My Birthdayyyyyy

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This is one of the biggest sports games this year ! Maybe even ever

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"Go team!" Says the guy who doesn't know about teeams

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every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos

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Jim Carrey: (doing standup) who here is left handed Audience: Jim Carrey: all righty then

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Drake must be so pissed rn

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We are infinitely large and infinitely small at the same time. Look in and I'm trillions of cells. Look out and we have one of trillions of stars. From my point of view, I'm in the middle!

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aflutter #art

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ME: *puts on sunglasses* REPLY GUY: actually they are anti-sun glasses

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Here are some nice mushrooms

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My body craves 1L of water

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My favorite #pokemon is either Jirachi, Celebi, or Mudkip !

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Pokemon TCG Pocket is awesome!!

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Will: hiya sam how ya been Sam: hey will long time no see — i am family reunion

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My favorite tool is the snipping tool

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I'm so happy groundhog day is over, that was miserable

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Punxsutawney Phil should be ashamed of himself...

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They literally pick the stupidest Groundhog to come out of the hole

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Groundhog Day is the WORST HOLIDAY EVER

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Am i the only one that didn't know it's called a Romance Language because of Romans?

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Why are we trying to colonize Mars before The Moon??? It's right there!!!

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I don't get why so many people get in a crowded elevator to go up one floor...

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Life... is about BALANCE

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I mostly agree... BUT I like a relationship where you're best friends and talk a lot and have a lot in common! It makes me sad to see married couples who never spend time together and live separate lives. A balance is best.

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Bruh ewww. Wash your legs! And especially your feet! It takes two seconds!!!

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Oh, to be that little Heron...

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Furnas, São Miguel

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I gotta skeet more... 😂

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I'm replaying Pokemon Heart Gold. I forgot how much I LOVE Pokemon!!!

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Those fires are so scary. I don't think I could live in Cali. Like... every year I'd be so nervous about those fires

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the weather currently

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If a bear attacks you play dead. Unless it’s a koala bear then kiss it right on the mouth

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pikachu

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Yo Squid Game 2 is so good!!

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[rhyme factory] BOSS: make a word that rhymes with go DESIGNER: do…ugh I’m bad at this MARKETING: no wait i can make it work

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me @ 3 am when no one sees me

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