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All opinions are my own. No TV and no beer make Sam something something
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that's right: bing bong

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

DA Knicks

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submitted 3 days ago • 26 comments

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

submitted 1 day ago • 720 comments

Always something funny to me when people post, “Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there.” Keep up the good work moms.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Pablo Reyes a psyop to get people to be ok with djlm being rostered.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The absolute CLOWN SHOES umps. I’m late to this but that and then Kotsay wah wahing about grisham is insane.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

look i know a lot of millennials have been denied the traditional markers of adulthood and have received a sort of endless childhood of consumption as a consolation prize but wanting teens or people in their early 20s to admire you is deeply embarrassing

submitted 3 days ago • 22 comments

“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”

submitted 3 days ago • 1460 comments

I don’t care what Ozturk wrote. It doesn’t matter. This is America. We’re fucking free to have opinions of all sorts. It doesn’t matter. You don’t get to lock up people for bad thought. That’s against the fucking law and morals and fuck every last person arguing that this is a crime. Fuck all of em

submitted 3 days ago • 71 comments

the red sox should simply trade rafael devers to the yankees for, idk, oswald peraza.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

A Sam reporting for duty 🫡

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Wild to need to explain the First Amendment to the home of the Pulitzer Prizes, but HERE WE ARE. (I'm very proud of these Spec reporters and editors, who have been working round the clock to cover the story AND deal with this bullshit. Support student journalism.)

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

They should do a season of top chef in nyc - hear it’s a great food town. Pizza, bagels, pizza bagels. Endless options

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

man, there is some serious egg on my face right now

submitted 4 days ago • 64 comments

Everyone getting in their pope memes/jokes sooner than expected

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I’m not a huge fan of eggplant but I’ll eat it and I just want us all to agree that no matter where you stand on it “eggplant” is a truly gross name

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Da Knicks

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Crazy.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Yankees should get a hit, imo

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

It was great to sit down with BARRY JOSEPH, author of the upcoming Matching Minds with Sondheim: The Puzzles and Games of the Broadway Legend. 🧩 Barry is THE authority on Sondheim’s self-described “puzzler’s mind.” Enjoy! thesondheimhub.substack.com/p/a-conversa...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking 3-4 weeks for jones

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I wish the coen brothers were still making movies together.

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Wrote about the guy who's filled...maybe not all of the void left by Juan Soto, but more of it than I expected. Ben Rice: Ivy League Tony Batista. Grain Man. Zoomer Moose Skowron.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Great piece about a great composer. Will admit it WAS a mistake to listen to The Blue Notebooks while reading the chatgpt story/subsequent doom-posts.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Interesting that there was foxx in ‘32, 24 years before mantle/mays/aaron did it within three years, and then a nearly 70 YEAR gap

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Now is the most fun time to look at the "last calendar year of Aaron Judge" thing because we're clear of his slow start in April 2024, and ... 14 WAR 63 homers 249 wRC+ dear god www.fangraphs.com/leaders/majo...

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

Shoutout Oswaldo for making two outs in the same inning.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

(This is when you use Devin Williams.)

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Wandy, Mike king, I will welcome you back with open arms.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Wandy, Mike king, I will welcome you back with open arms.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

THIS is when you bring in Williams

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Aaron Boone salivating at the thought of bringing in Devin Williams.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

JT Snow I was not familiar with your game

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

hahaha this sucks man

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Yankees need to treat Williams like the last guy in the bullpen, not someone who can hold a lead

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants

submitted 65 days ago • 115 comments

Pablo Reyes is probably one the worst if not worst position players I’ve seen on the Yankees. No clue why he’s starting over vivas.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Dunno why Jorbit Vivas is out against a RHP. Do we really need to see more of Pablo Reyes? #Yankees

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

It’s May the Fourth today, when we talk about Star Wars, because it’s a worldwide celebration of the franchise. Tomorrow is May the Fifth, when we talk about Star Trek Deep Space 9, because we’re on Bluesky, and that is every day.

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

May the fourth be with you

submitted 8 days ago • 29 comments

Horse racing one of those things where I can’t imagine why anyone with a normal brain would think it should not be banned.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Wild that volpe said he felt a pop in his shoulder and they just left him in

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments