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drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

submitted 3 days ago • 143 comments

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

submitted 3 days ago • 149 comments

Massive, meaningful changes in governance done as a result of a ctrl-f for the word "transition." No one will ever believe how stupid this shit was.

submitted 7 days ago • 83 comments

the trump admin has laid off the national falconer from their job of being heard by the falcon

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

If it were me running the CNN social account, I'd consider just maybe letting the post about the inadvertent dismantling of our nuclear weapons infrastructure breathe for a bit before following it up with some People Magazine bullshit

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

submitted 20 days ago • 57 comments

Me: It used to be a big deal when you'd see a new room or an angle of a sitcom's main set that hadn't been shown before. You might get a quick glimpse of Frasier's guest bathroom and have to redraw your whole mental map. Broccoli-haired zoomer pointing an AR-15 at my back: Shut up and DIG, old man

submitted 15 days ago • 19 comments

New: We spoke to government IT employees/contractors about DOGE. Their warnings were dire. The people who maintain the systems that keep the country working are terrified. "This is the largest data breach and the largest IT security breach in our country’s history—at least that’s publicly known."

submitted 16 days ago • 157 comments

I did not agree to be at trade war with Carly Rae Jepsen and Bret The Hitman Hart

submitted 22 days ago • 17 comments

Ah damn it turns out this whole political system relies on false assumptions about how big of an asshole someone could be

submitted 22 days ago • 200 comments

Bought an Orange Cream Coke today, and the lady at the register asked me if I’d tried it before, and I said “nope, this is the first time I’ve seen it”, and she said “I hear it’s supposed to taste like oranges and cream”

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards

submitted 25 days ago • 994 comments

this was real hoops

submitted 25 days ago • 12 comments

“how is this lowering the price of eggs” as a gotcha is totally empty!! when have they cared about hypocrisy!!! they campaigned on punishing the freaks and they’re doing it!!! shut da fuck up!! how about showing some solidarity instead!!!!!!!

submitted 28 days ago • 8 comments

Happy birthday to my uncle Warren Zevon

submitted 30 days ago • 4 comments