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samplini.bsky.social
Western Illinois University x2, Meteorology/GIS. Mediocre bowler. Golf dabbler. Tornaduhs. Chicago sports minus the White Sox.
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I get asked all the time "why is the European weather model better than the American?". Today's a good start.

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Now that half the NWS is being laid off, you can appreciate the 50%..... Nevermind. No you can't. You just died in a tornado while asleep in bed at 2am because your local NWS office was so short staffed they gave you "no warning"

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Is a sexy accent Trump's kryptonite?

submitted 23 hours ago • 20 comments

Alright. Let's just all agree that regardless of what happens the next 1424 days, 12 hours, and 28 minutes, the AI video of TFG making out with Space Nazi's second left foot is absolutely incredible comedy

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely nothing sketchy to see here. Move along. www.cnn.com/2025/02/25/b...

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Walking outside in 50 degrees temps for the first time in months be like

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Space Nazi got one thing right last week in the oval office. This is pretty transparent and anyone who is curious if he has any sort of conflict of interest need only use their eyes to see it. Didn't have to look real hard on this one

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah.

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

To absolutely no one's surprise, the FB feed is full of patriots with young daughters that hated watching the black rapper on the halftime show last night rapping about Drake doing questionable things with minors

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

No worries guys. Democracy is going to be restored soon, and every one of us are going to be best friends! At the rate our government is being gutted, terrorists will infiltrate in no time and next thing you know, we will all be UNITED again!

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Another day of ignoring meaningful priorities for the Orange Dicktator and another country he wants to go to war with to conquer land like it's the 1400s. Lovely country

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Has Das Führer cancelled black history month yet? Or is he too busy golfing?

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Has anyone considered that only roughly the northern half of the Gulf of Whateveritis could ever be renamed the Gulf of America? No? Just me?

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

The way he says "you do know what I'm talking about Jake" and makes that head movement makes it look like he's trying to use the force to get Jake to do what he wants. Also, this comment belongs in the hall of fame

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Prayers for Josh Allen

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Here me out. Twisters sequel called Twistiers. Addy, Praveen, and Jeb all show up out of nowhere. They were carried by the previous tornado to Bermuda and had to find jobs to make enough money to get back to America. Kate is engaged to Tyler. DRAMA

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I know it's a lot for me to request a SECOND palette cleanser Illinois basketball game but I simply NEED Kasparas to go 12/12 from three and score 53 points tonight while the Illini beat Maryland 147-35.

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

This account is now a Ben Johnson stan. Stellar press conference. Loved every answer on accountability, surrounding himself with experience to lean on, and "having a QB helps 😊"

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Cold More at 10

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Elon Musk doing a Nazi salute during Trump's inauguration festivities is something that, yes, I had on my 2025 bingo card.

submitted 38 days ago • 128 comments

This is what playoff football should be every game

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

This is the GOP’s long con on full display.

submitted 40 days ago • 921 comments

Now that entire weather teams are being laid off from local news stations all across the country, you can appreciate the 50% of the time they got it right that much more #perspective

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

It's hilarious watching the same people who screamed about CHYNA for years now suddenly dont care about CHYNA because "censorship". As if there aren't 20 million other apps that are not run in CHYNA they can all go get on and create MERICAn Ticky Toky

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RIP Starship 2023-2025

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Nooooo

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