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samsci.bsky.social
I took one of those "Which Gossip Girl are you?" quizzes, and it said I was the dad's guitar.
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The real Best Picture winner in our hearts...

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I love body horror representation at the Oscars and I know it low-key probably feels like it's happening in real life but Mikey Madison is so good!!!! Anora is so good!!!! Deserved down

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Better Things hive we are eating good tonight

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Oh Hulu fuck u

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SEAN BAKER I literally just did the bro LET'S FUCKING GOOO

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Mick looking spry af!!!!!

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Conclave hive we rise

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Conan is crushing

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I love Oscar

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The way this is literally last season of On Cinema

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Fuck u Severance and I'll see you next Thursday

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Okay taste

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Just realized possum every hour is on here, maybe bluesky is good

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Just when I finally started to get over my fear of flying

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

look like they were cut from Best In Show

submitted 16 days ago • 17 comments

I'm hearing a lot of people saying that the best part of tonight was the Harrison Ford commercial

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*extremely Nazareth voice* Judd Hirsch

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals” woke - Stephen Smith:

submitted 27 days ago • 256 comments

broke: Mulholland Drive bum jump scare woke: Mulholland Drive Billy Ray Cyrus jump scare

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

I can't regularly use this website until it adds a mute feature

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS (Mike Cheslik, 2022)

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Rebecca Hall would eat a Carol Burnett biopic

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Pretty good way to spend a Sunday morning tbh

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

My dad fucking cooking me in 2004

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Skeleton Crew is so cute and charming!!

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Me and the boys watching Michael Clayton

submitted 68 days ago • 4 comments

Half an edible and Two Towers tonight can I get a hell yeah

submitted 67 days ago • 2 comments

this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer

submitted 72 days ago • 266 comments

Cool Hand Luke implies Hot Foot Leia

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments

"Tiramirsu"- my dad

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Say Goodbye to Hollywood in the WWDITS finale is feeling very me coded

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

“You guys hear about these drones in New Jersey? Yeah, Jersey hasn’t heard that much droning since Springsteen’s cover of ‘Dream Baby Dream.’”

submitted 81 days ago • 2 comments

Phil Hartman's deal in Jingle All the Way would have worked on me, I'm sorry to say

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Weirdly had to do a lot of networking this week and I'm just ridiculously exhausted from it

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment