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Finally started Avowed. It’s good. Go, my little mushroom face freak, go!

ITS HIS DAY

hi, are you doomscrolling? You should order your free Covid-19 tests while the federal program still exists: special.usps.com/testkits

As someone who believes that games are art, the current state of the industry makes me so fucking sad. But it's good to see games out there breaking the trend.

Do it right kids

It's called a battle pass because if your game has one, I will pass on it.

They should make MaXXXine vs XXX: The Revenge of Xander Cage.

Ok, the only change i can get behind.

Fromsoft said fuck your Valentine’s Day plans, you’re probably single anyway.

We should rename the Gulf of Mexico every two years or so to keep things fresh.

THE GULF OF UR MOMS BUTT *high fives self*

Had to get Discord Nitro so I can use custom emojis gdi that's how they get you

I got jumpscared yesterday when I was reorganizing my bookshelf. My copy of American Gods has his face on the back cover. I picked up the book on top of it and was like, "oh shit, Gaiman!!"

My campus already has very clear guidelines about ICE. I found the distinction between public-access and restricted access important to remember. uh.edu/dsa/resource...

Me opening the news every fucking morning

When @edzitron.com shows up on a bunch of other podcasts I listen to

Talking about mexican food with my partner and autocorrect changing "OMG, I want to eat elotes so bad" to "OMG, I want to eat elites so bad" is so fucking funny

DEI killed Artax in the Swamp of Sadness

Happy Lunar New Year y’all.

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

I fucking knew it! Hygienist all up in my mouth: "Big coffee drinker, huh?"

Me drinking coffee knowing I have a dentist appt in an hour: God, I hope they don't say I have coffee stains on my teeth.

I bet it’s bitter

Creativity is like a Katamari, you need other people and other media to make it grow. Otherwise, you're just rolling a sad ball of nothing.

Write some shit on some paper today.

On Red Note, instead of guys thinking about the Roman Empire, do they think about the Three Kingdoms instead?

My 1:30 meeting got canceled.

hmmmmmmmmff 🍷

Man, the black ice on Houston roads is crazy.